Congratulations to USMC for winning the latest Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest for the below picture:

Here was USMC’s winning caption:

“I’m telling you Utley, in my dream I was bare foot, chubby and bald! It scared the hell out of me.”

The voting wasn’t even close… USMC took 54% of the tally with 202 votes. Jamey finished in second place with “Seriously?!? You want me to rhyme Flip Flop with Pop Top? That will never work.”

See the full results here.

Thanks to everyone that submitted captions and to all you that voted!

Earlier this week we showed you the below photo and asked you to submit your own captions for it. We’ve chosen five of our favorites and put them in a poll for you to vote on your favorite (poll is below the photo).

Jimmy Buffett’s summer tour ended last weekend, so there’s no better time to do another photo caption contest. Take a look at the picture below and come up with your own funny, creative caption for it:

Post your caption in the comments section of this post.

After a few days we’ll take some of the best captions and put them in a poll for everyone to vote on their favorite.

Caption away!

Congratulations to Geni for winning our latest Buffett Caption Contest. We showed you the below picture and asked for your captions:

Geni’s winning caption was “Yikes Mac – so that’s why you never wear shorts!”

It was another close contest, with Geni winning by 11 votes out of 227 total votes. Coming in second was Larry with ”And THAT’S when I first saw *The BEAR*!”

Thanks to everyone that submitted captions and voted. We’ll do another one after the upcoming tour leg ends.

Time to vote! We chose a few of our favorite captions that you submitted and put them in a poll below. Vote for your favorite and in a couple days we’ll have a winner!

Jimmy Buffett hits the road again this weekend (get tickets now) and to get you prepped let’s do another Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest.

Take a look at the below picture and come up with your own funny, creative caption for it:

Post your caption in the comments section of this post.

After a few days we’ll take some of the best captions and put them in a poll for everyone to vote on their favorite.

Caption away!

Congrats to Surfpirate for winning the latest Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest! Here was the picture:

And here was Surfpirate’s winning caption:

Yes I see her, and No, you may not sit at the back table with all of the other bitches”

Surfpirate won by just one vote, beating out Amy with “I thought I was going to sit next to Snoop Dawg WTF?”.

View the full results here.

Thanks to all who entered captions and for everyone for voting. We’ll do another caption contest soon.

Do you have a Buffett-related photo that you think would be good for a caption contest? Send it on over.

Last week we showed you the below picture and asked you to come up with your own caption for it. We had over 200 entries and have placed a few of the best in a poll and want you to vote on your favorite.

It’s been a while since our last caption contest, so let’s do another. Take a look at the below picture and come up with your own creative, funny caption for it.

(Photo: Scott Gries / Life)

Post your caption in the comments section of this post.

After a few days we’ll take some of the best captions and put them in a poll for everyone to vote on their favorite.

Congratulations to DO for winning the latest Jimmy Buffett photo caption contest!

Here was the photo:

And DO’s winning caption with 144 votes (33% of the vote) was:

“Here’s the number to my cousin in Miami. He can take care of you…”

Thanks to everyone who submitted captions and we’ll do another one soon!