Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest

posted November 9th, 2012 at 9:53 am

136 Comments »
by Josh Martin

How about another Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest?

Take a look at the picture below:

Post your creative, funny caption in the comments section of this post.

After a few days we’ll take some of the best captions and put them in a poll for everyone to vote on their favorite.

Have fun!


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  • TT

    And if you really want your tips to go up while your working the casino floor,,,,,,!

  • Barhelger

    Shaaaaaaasrrrrrkkkkk!!!!!!

  • Montejake

    Put those damn things back in your shirt.

  • Tlandrusjr

    Skip Wiley !?!?! What are you doing here?

  • Len Condry

    Honey put your top back on!

  • Duge33

    “What’s that thing I see?! It’s a good lookin’ blonde with a bottle of scotch and she wants to go home with me!”

  • Mwartberg

    Son of a Sailor! you see what I see?

  • Dkjake

    I just saw a guy rollerskating naked!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=64700079 Kevin Crawford

    You paid how much for those flip flops?!

  • FranktheTank

    Is that a “Fin in your pocket? ! Or are you just glad to see me?!

  • Boatlesspirate

    That’s your Grandmother?

  • Debin1234

    Who let Mitt in? I thought I was singing it forward!

  • Rsyfrig

    MR UTLEY!! Put that out right now….

  • Gibbons

    “Oh my God, he is trying to steal the orange bowl queen!!  That’s unthinkable!”

  • Nikki G

    WOW….you finally found the lost shaker of salt…

  • Nikki p

    My! What large fins u have!!!

  • Sflesch

    “Is that a Grammy Award you are presenting me?”

  • Geeky Randy

    “And any direction he blows will be fine.”

  • Tigernohio

    If we weren’t all crazy we would go insane!

  • Gigi

    WHAT????  I WON the election??? 

    p.s. We probably be better off…

  • Dean_mccarthy

    Well I’ll be flocked !

  • Momrocksat50

    What???? My numbers matched! I Won the lottery….

  • bevhook

    I forgot the words to one of my own songs again! SHOCKING!!

  • Mcwoofer

    It’s Not 5 O – “Clock Somewhere!

  • Kay

    Look, it’s the woman to blame!!

  • 7vegas11

    Dorothy: Did you say something?
    Jimmy:   [indiscernible sounds from the Jimmy]
    Scarecrow: I think that he said “oil can”.

  • William Dunbar

    Man what a night I forgot my pants

  • Danno

    What? Mac won another award? I’m starting to think he has some talent.

  • ann

    Obama won! How the hell did we pull that off!!!

  • Medic7810

    Tour 2013….. Don’t mind if I do !!!

  • Caribeansoul

    Desdamona…that’s some rocket ship!!!

  • nick

    They told me this was a Allen West fundraiser.

  • randyg

    Mitt Romneys a parrot head ?

  • Brianthebarber09

    Not since ‘Feeding Frenzy’ had a woman removed her top at a show.

  • Gordon Anderson

    Now that’s what I call a Boat Drink

  • Finz2left

    Awesome!!!  That’s my parrotheads.

  • Jack

    “I Lost My Dentures
     Through all My Adventures
     And Where They Are
     I don’t Have a Clue,
     Bet They’re Down Under
    When I Felt That Thunder
    Hope They Fit Nice in that Big Kangaroo!!!”

  • Finz2left

    “Lawn people”.  Wow!  I thought I seen it all.

  • stolee

    What do you mean, NO FLIP FLOPS ALLOWED!!!!

  • Kparrish55

    That couldn’t be me in that gorillia desguise!

  • Michael_Schwalls

    What’s that?

  • Buffettattitude22

    OMG. Is that what’s behind Door Number 3?

  • Bfoley85

    It really WAS her fault!!

  • Freddie from Fairfax

    Grandma, what big *#$%^s you have!

  • Lauraatdia

    OMG!  Look at Donald Trump’s hair!

  • Coalminer007

    When I pulled it from the sea,it had a mouth this big !!!

  • Msmagic64

    They legalized marijuana where??? I have found me a home!

  • Pat

    You don’t REALLy think I’m gonna drink that, do you?

  • BDP

    Somebody stole my hair!

  • Zanedawg

    Who’s the blonde stranger.

  • Tjstamps

    There’s NO salt on that Margarita!

  • Chip

    Not back there!

  • Dhead34

    And that’s when I first saw the bear

  • Diannem1

    The FRUITCAKES are here, YEAH!!!!!!

  • Mrubin

    “A Pirate looks at Social Security”

  • Mrubin

    “A Pirate looks at Social Security”

  • Buffett21

    That’s what she said !!!

  • Den Marc

    I thought it was a FART!

  • Captcharlie52

    my, my, are those things real ??????

  • Ron Nordling

    I split the uprights on Boise States blue turf!

  • Bsulli73

    We sold out again!? This is my shocked face!

  • Gregast

    Aunt Ethel! You’re a carrot head?

  • Mary Jo

    “You don’t expect me to fall off of the stage?”

  • Momrocksat50

    What???? I have to wear shoes while I’m singing on stage. No more bare feet???

  • Lee4Pets

    What? Obama almost got beat?

  • John5281

    These summer tours really exhaust me. Or is it the rum.

  • Nano

    They said i voted “Republican???”

  • Pitchnut

    Oh WOW!!! Obama really won.

  • MIKE HOUSTON

    WHAT NO MORE TEQUILA????

  • Pitchnut

    Oh WOW!!! Obama really won.

  • MIKE HOUSTON

    WHAT NO MORE TEQUILA????

  • Mebead

    Oh my gosh, there’s no more margarita’s??!!!

  • Mebead

    Oh my gosh, there’s no more margarita’s??!!!

  • Xx4tequila

    Damn, that’s some gumbo!!!

  • Sasquatch

    WHOA Barack,………..I didn’t think your slogans “We want the rich to pay their
    fair share, and we want the rich to pay a little bit more” applied to me! Will you
    grant me a waiver?

  • Sasquatch

    WHOA Barack,………..I didn’t think your slogans “We want the rich to pay their
    fair share, and we want the rich to pay a little bit more” applied to me! Will you
    grant me a waiver?

  • Kyle

    Let the winds of change blow the hair off my head…

  • Drumright

    If we couldn’t laugh we’d all go insane

  • Dmjmonico

    I DON’T KNOW…I DONDON’T KNOW
    I DON’T KNOW WHERE I’M GOING TO GO WHEN THE VOCANO BLOWS!

  • Gary Kline

    YOU’RE GOING TO DO WHAT WITH MY SOCIAL SECURITY???

  • Rwfrank04

    I said fins to the left…but daaaayum!

  • Macxine

    Huh ? Bruce Willis is on the phone. He wants me to fly a plane in his new Die Hard movie?

  • Doris

    I”m shocked.You finally got one up on me.

  • John Gillen

    I can’t do this without Finger’s Taylor

  • Cgryan

    Hey Snake, we need more wine!!

  • St Bart

    Fins to the left
    Fins to the… What the hell is that!!!

  • C4VETTE84

    OH SHIT!! WERE OUT OF BEER?

  • Parrotheadg

    I Think some people in this crowd got HIGH…..

  • Parrotheadg

    I Think some people in this crowd got HIGH…..

  • Guysportsfan

    I can’t belive I eat the whole thing byu my self.

  • Guysportsfan

    I can’t belive I eat the whole thing byu my self.

  • Malcolmjohnson

    Who me,I did’nt fall off the stage in Sydney

  • Nascar32961

    OH MY GOD !!!  Captain Tony Has Come BACK !!!  Were ALL Going To Tony’s Bar NOW,  Yall !!! 

  • Julieroja1

    OMG! I found my lost shaker of salt!

  • Nascar32961

    Sex happening  On Grass seats @  Alpine Valley TONITE ????   WOW SWEET !!!

  • Macxinet

    There’s no cheese on the cheeseburger in Paradise??? Why am I singing about it?

  • Tclabrake

    Never saw coconuts hang that low!!

  • Gary Sigler

    WHAT! I HAVE TO PUT UP ANOTHER YEAR WITH  McANALLY FOR WINNING CMA MUSICIAN OF THE YEAR

  • LESLIE1754

    A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS ABOUT TO SIT IN THE FRONT ROW OF HIS CONCERT
    ” OH MY, THERE IS A GOD!

  • Bigfoot

    What? No SALT?

  • Bigfoot

    Vampires, Mummies, and … Holy Kanockers !!!!

  • Lhorn59

    Theer it is, my lost shaker of salt

  • Famousamos53

    Off to See the Lizard!!!

  • Famousamos53

    Off to See the Lizard!!!

  • GeckoHonu

    Maui wowee is legal?

  • Cindi4

    Why I declare!.  How barbaric. No one has ever asked me to get drunk and screw.  

  • Lhorn59

    Fins to the left, fins to the right, tops coming off.

  • Finsupnj

    F*ck South Park!

  • Normg90

    Wow, her fins are up and to the left!

  • Pkmacesq

    Get me some Mardi Gras beads we got a winner!

  • Pkmacesq

    I said look at those HOOTERS, not watch  Hoot.

  • Hurricane Dancer

    You mean the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?  Heck, I was just kiddin!

  • Bunky Buffett

    Oh no….it’s the voodoo from Marie Leveaux!

  • Bunky Buffett

    A pink elephant!

  • nutz4cy

    What, you thought Mitt was going to win and he wants a fin with us to make peace.

  • Apetzel

    Oh my gd they’re real fins!

  • Apetzel

    We’re out of Landshark!

  • Bbruemme

    Is that where I left my lost shaker of salt?!?!?!

  • Lkeller

    OMG!!! Now that is what I call a Cheeseburger in Paradise

  • Amanda Page

    Somebody found my hair!

  • Amanda Page

    Somebody found my hair!

  • Jmichael5

    Utley – tell me that you did not really vote for Romney – WHAT – NO…you too Mac? 

  • http://twitter.com/BluthsBrigade Skipping The Surface

    Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies? 

  • Kyledeluca

    Don’t tell me we’re out of Landshark!

  • Phillipsbackho

    Whoa!! Now that’s a set of cocanuts!!

  • Mike Sawyer

    You mean they have nore mangoes in paris? I though that I ate the last one !!

  • Maggiojohn1

    “I won the election!!!, didn’t even know I was running!”

  • Mike

    Oh my God, do you really mean it’s the día de los muertos agradecidos!

  • Nancy

    You bet I can drink it all!

  • jollymon15905

    A 50 year old man in the crowd is wearing a coconut bra……Who da thunk it?

  • Jason Colannino

    You paid how much to sit on the lawn?????

  • Agg3501

    I was in the middle of my audition for the X factor then one direction walked in!

    P.s the judges said no :(

  • Destiny

    I think I just saw Jimmy Buffett on the Jumbo Tron!!

  • dmjmonico

    WHAT? We are out of SALT??

  • Captain

    seriously…Obama was re elected?

  • Jim

     Mac won musician of the year AGAIN!

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