Buffett Caption Contest

posted July 4th, 2011 at 11:34 pm

193 Comments »
by Josh Martin

Back to work after a long, holiday weekend… what better time for another Jimmy Buffett caption contest?

Take a look at the photo below and provide your own caption for it:


(photo Nina Long/The Tennessean)

Post your caption in the comments section of this post.

After a few days we’ll pick a few of our favorites and put them in a poll for you to vote on the winner.


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  • RRPounder

    YO…ADRIANNE!!!  I DID IT!!!

  • Msruede

    “Mac, what do you mean we are out of Rose’”

    • SkyZebra

      To hell with trying to find that lost shaker of salt give me a Margarita …. or a Landshark!

  • AlliTheJohnson

    “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!”

  • NUFins2theLeft

    Man it hurts but at least I stuck the landing!

  • Jackson cage

    Officer, I swear it wasn’t me I was just playing for some gumbo

  • Lesamonkeybutt

    What do you mean, there is no tailgating at Jiffy Lube Live????

  • Eagle0934

    “I know it is my own damn fault”

  • mike dickey

    Who stole my cymbals ?

  • mike dickey

    Who stole my cymbals ?

  • Dwights1911

    Prays God I was born a Parrothead!

  • Nittanynorth

    “I got blisters on my fingers” ( ….. as per Ringo at end of Helter Skelter)

  • Burns, Cecil

    I gotta go pee!

  • Eharris49

    “I want you all to yell; AUSTRALIA!!” if I get too close to the edge of the stage”

  • Pier18art

    “I LOVE my job!!!” :)

  • Buffett21

    Please, Please let me live in St Barts where the weather is beautiful and Marius can give me a Cheeseburger in Paradise everyday at Le Select!!!

  • Amanda

    I wanted “Oysters and Beer”!!!!!!!!!

  • Desdemona

    “I’m sober as hell, and I won’t take it anymore”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dianne-Robinson-Mistich/1458241814 Dianne Robinson Mistich

    I’m mad…I can’t take it  anymore, we need more fruitcakes in this world…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fnbsjc

    Don’t make me walk off that dam stage again !

  • A.Sternhill

    Golly, My boardshorts are way too tight! I musta packed on a few over the holidaze…

  • Grant

    Ahhhhh!  I wanted the last mango in Paris!!!

  • Greg

    I will surprise the left coast with a show in California this year.

  • Trauma929

    Where is that damn shaker of salt!!!!

  • Psawka

    HONEST… I said I DIDN”T DO IT… I was at a concert!

  • saberklacy

    Oh My God! Baxter! Life was supposed to just be a tire swing!

  • Ed4gi

    I AM KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512619722 Kelly Ross Fryman

    Party in the USA

  • Joey4sixtynine

    Jumping Jacks , on the count of three ….. here we go …. 1….2……..3 

  • Londonhawg

    I did not fall off the stage, I was pushed !

  • Londonhawg

    I did not fall off the stage, I was pushed !

  • Smokin Dave

    Vampires Mummies and the Holy Ghost these are the things that terrify me the MOST

  • Smokin Dave

    Vampires Mummies and the Holy Ghost these are the things that terrify me the MOST

  • Ranjon

    Oh Crap!!!! I am growing older but not up!!!!!

  • Ranjon

    Oh Crap!!!! I am growing older but not up!!!!!

  • Robertjmcqueen61

    See, I told you I like Hawaiin shirts!

  • Joeforney

    AGHHHHHH!!!!……..invisable “shake weights”

  • Lenora Rodgers

    AAAAHHHH!  MACK!   I BLEW OUT ANOTHER FLIP FLOP!!

  • Lenora Rodgers

    AAAAHHHH!  MACK!   I BLEW OUT ANOTHER FLIP FLOP!!

  • Rowan 42

    “Invisible penises.”

  • Rowan 42

    “Invisible penises.”

  • Rowan 42

    “Invisible penises.”

  • Jayebird

    “If We Werent All Crazy We Would Go Insane”

  • Jayebird

    “If We Werent All Crazy We Would Go Insane”

  • ca parrothead

    My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jesus.

  • LINDA GRIMM

    I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!

  • Carl Lee

    I’m gonna do a Van Halen Song!!!! Who’s with me!!!!

  • TampaJay

    Somebody get me out of these wristbands!!!

  • John Savoie

    Damn!! Look at all those people!!!!!

  • Michael25314

    “kowa-bunga”…famous last words of the new ritual of face planting off the stage at the end of the show. 

  • Arvy1976

    BREAKING NEWS — tumble in Sydney results in Jimmy forgetting how to do Fins. Arvy in Green Bay

  • Michael25314

    Now Im not one to deal in gossip
    But was he that big a fool
    To do a belly-buster high dive
    And miss the entire pool

  • Michael25314

    Now Im not one to deal in gossip
    But was he that big a fool
    To do a belly-buster high dive
    And miss the entire pool

  • @PerryTuckerSr

    Viagra got ‘em up, I just want to know how to get ‘em down!

  • @PerryTuckerSr

    Viagra got ‘em up, I just want to know how to get ‘em down!

  • Tn Beachbum

    Now throw your hands in the air….and wave them like you just don’t care.

  • Terri

    Beacuse “It,s MY Job!!!”

  • Michael25314

    WHY-WHY….DAMN IT ALL….I HAD MONEY ON THE HEAT!!!

  • Ndtms

    But I don’t want the party to stop!!

  • Bubbadel

    I have played air guitar, now for some air weight lifting, hey I’m getting on a bit now!

  • Cheryl

    Jimmy Buffett demonstrates the proper technique for portage of a seaplane.

  • Parrothead

    Thank GOD the tiki bar is open!!!!!!!!!

  • Threerottendogs

    It’s midnight and I’m too famous now!

  • Parrothead

    Thank GOD the tiki bar is open!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tom

    Dear Lord, Thank you for no furter injuries since my last fall. Amen

  • 0ldpirate

    Power  to the Almighty PARROT!

  • Beberhardt1

    Oh Brother!  I can feel your pain!

  • cj

    Oooooh, how I miss my lost shakers of salt…I would pour them like this.

  • Carmen22

    Utley, I am at my wit’s end. I warned you to stop taking my damn Junior Mints. Now, I am mad as hell. Some people say that Mac’s the blame, but I know, it’s all Utley’s fault.

  • Chip

    No! No! No! It’s spelled “Buffett” not “Buffet”!!!

  • SASQUATCH SAICH

    “GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, WHICH WAY DO I STEAR?”

  • Dancmyers

    Which hand is the poptop in?

  • Dancmyers

    Don’t tase me bro!

  • Trixiedelite2001

    I swear that fish was this BIG!!

  • Dot

    YES!  I’ve finished the concert and I’m still vertical.

  • Laurawilliams

    That great fillin’ station hold-up cost me 2 good years!

  • Steve

    God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.

  • Steve

    God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.

  • Steve

    God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.

  • Steve

    God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.

  • Steve

    God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.

  • Steve

    God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.

  • Steve

    God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.

  • Woodensong

    See…I told you guys that I still had it!

  • Woodensong

    See…I told you guys that I still had it!

  • Gthompsonjr13

    Hey I didn’t fall off the stage this time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1467031709 Scott Reisenbigler

    Okay! Okay! Don’t hurt me! I will finally announce the West Coast Dates!

  • sgunnyville

    Nadirah, take over will ya… I need a Landshark!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marilyn-Bennett/1494310091 Marilyn Bennett

    Thank you for my 45 year summer job.

  • Jake

    NO Officer,   I didn’t smoke any weed tonight and May I Please have my guitar back…

  • Ringeratc

    I want Junior Mints!!!

  • Julie

    Thank you God for this incredible life and these amazing fans.  I am blessed!!!

  • CINCINNATIISPARADISE

    I will never quit touring

  • CINCINNATIISPARADISE

    I will never quit touring

  • Candrws

    Now, give me my Klondike bar!

  • Jackie

    Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

  • Barry Andrew Kunz

    “Hang on, hang on a sec… just another senior moment.”

  • BarryAndrewKunz

    “One more time… please don’t sing along with me, this is my show.”

  • BarryAndrewKunz

    “…I’d like to welcome all you losers from ”The Price is Right”… you musta picked Door Number Three.” 

    to the show all you “The Price is Right

  • Fredcp

    I stole the Peanut Butter!!!!

  • Chet

    i cant see the end of the stage, again!

  • Chet

    ice cold Landsharks for everyone!!

  • Mfb47

    Enough with the cheeseburgers I’m going to Chicago this month for some Pizza

  • Gigi

    #1  ALRIGHT!  I’LL PAY THE MINI MART BACK!

    #2 OKAY  I PROMISE, IT WON’T BE ANOTHER 14 YEARS BEFORE I GET TO KANSAS CITY AGAIN!

  • soonerparrothead

    casey anthony is guilty!

  • Melgrobe

    Fins to the left ..fins to the right…

  • Melgrobe

    Thank god for tities n viagra!!! :)

  • BajaParrothead

    Goddammit!  Who keeps moving the end of the stage?

  • Gt2redneck

    GIMMEE A Y!!!  GIMMEE A  M !!!!  GIMMEE A C !!!   GIMMEE A   A !!!!!

  • Debrawed

    Enough already!! I’ve been trying to tell you for years – I just don’t know where I’m gonna go when the volcano blows!

  • Dianenat

    we need more Junior Mints!

  • Jeffmdell

    No tailgating allowed at Jiffy Lube Live, NO!!!!!!

  • Guysportsfan

    Are you ready Parriot Heads to party.

  • Guysportsfan

    Are you ready Parriot Heads to party.

  • Jefflmyers

    Praise the lord and pass the Landshark!

  • Moe911

    “WINNING!”

  • Pleasin & Teasin

    NO, da!#m it!!     I do NOT!! look like Nick Nolte!!!

  • Lynne

    Don’t ever start a baaaaand!

  • Cat

    There’s a bug in my glass of wine!

  • Des9217

    damn , I know I got to go back downunder and finish that tour in New Zealand.

  • M Brunsting

    Get me out of here and back to Australia !!!!!!!!

  • Buffett83

    Another Saturday night, and I ain’t got nobody!!  But at least I still have my hair!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=698107058 Jarrod Wells

    I was god’s own drunk and a fearless man!!!!

  • Seacarol32004

    Thank God, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!!!!!

  • Krf747

    I’m the King of Somewhere Hot!

  • Mashedbanana6

    Thank you Zac, I’ve cracked the top 10 again!

  • Joanie

    A glass of Rose’ for both hands!

  • Greg Mon

    YOU GOT FISTS TO THE LEFT….FISTS TO THE RIGHT! 
    WHO WANT TO GET PUNCH DRUNK?

  • You

    Kick is up… & it’s GOOD!!!

  • chuck

    Serenity now…..cheeseburgers later.

  • Giggles424

    I DON’T KNOW!!!

  • Giggles424

    I DON’T KNOW!!!

  • Keymann

    Buffett suffers from Post-Traumatic Fall Stress Disorder. It’s common for sufferers to suddenly reenact their fall.

  • Bay93

    Halleluiah, the Landshark is cold.

  • Jeff In Kansas

    Just listen, I can fart the chorus to Margaritaville.

  • Mass Dude

    Can I get an amen?  Can I get a cold beer?

  • BarryAndrewKunz

    “…and for the life of me, I can’t understand how everyone of you got backstage passes!

  • 2kokomo

    Take this damn safety harness off me!

  • 2kokomo

    Take this damn safety harness off me!

  • Desertshrink

    Damn sharks…get yer fins out of my @#!&^!

  • sunnyn85

    Dear God I can’t believe all these crazy people keep paying to hear this sh#*!

  • pkmacesq

    OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!  Mental note, ‘Wear flip flops to stage if it’s blacktoped from the bus to the stage.’

  • sunnyn85

    I……JUST…….CAN’T GET MY FIN UP /)
    ~~~~~~~~~

  • pkmacesq

    They like me, they really like me!!!!

  • pkmacesq

    Why are there no drinks in my hands????

  • pkmacesq

    Why are there no drinks in my hands????

  • pkmacesq

    OK, this time catch me so I can surf the crowd!!!

  • Steve

    Stop throwing those $%^& beach calls up here!!!

  • Rclegg

    Please Jiffy Lube, let my parrotheads tailgate!

  • Mark

    Yes, another top 10 song!

  • Mark

    Finally another top 10 song!

  • Tkovac

    TOUCH DOWN!

  • Laura Scott

    OMG!! people .. we all need Margaritas .. about right now!

  • Laura Scott

    OMG!! people .. we all need Margaritas .. about right now!

  • Dawn

    I can’t believe I forgot the WORDS! Where’s my wine?

  • Wwjbdo

    Damn it, I am trying to reason with the hurricane season!!

  • Woody

    yes i didnt fall off the stage

  • Parrotthead Goalie

    VIVA VIAGRA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Justdanq

    Are you Kidding? Yes I can Play another!

  • Justdanq

    Really I didnt steal the peanut butter!

  • Bubba420

    The Heat suck so bad!

  • Dottie

    Now that I’m old enough they want to take away my social security.

  • Reptwo

    Where is the salt shaker!!!

  • Steve

    One more %^&* beach ball up here and I’m gonna scream – just like this!!!

  • Steve

    That gumbo I had before the show is burning my butt up.

  • Steve

    That gumbo I had before the show is burning my butt up.

  • Flynbrian

    I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!!!!!

  • Garrett

    Praise Jesus!  I’m God’s Own Drunk, and  FEARLESS man, but why can’t I remember the words to this blessed song??

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Biro/100000513280720 Catherine Biro

    Praise parrotheads! Let me hear you say FIN-LAND!!!

  • Brdyme

    I said…No… More…. WHITE….GUITAR….PICKS!

  • Brdyme

    I said…No… More…. WHITE….GUITAR….PICKS!

  • Shreddin70

    Alpine Valley is the best stop on this tour!!!!!   FOLLOW ME SHARKS!!!! And bring your Cheesburgers!!!

  • OtoParrothead

    No Tailgating at Blossom? You Damn Dirty Apes!!!

  • Bonnie Bertelsen

    “Beam me up Scotty “

  • Blubonet

    thank God  I’m free,  free at last

  • Guest

    I was  pushed off the stage~ I told you to Never Start A Band!

  • Guest

    I was  pushed off the stage~ I told you to Never Start A Band!

  • Amy K

    I found the women whoes to blame!

  • Amy K

    I found the women who’s to blame! 

  • Woody3744

    it’s my money and i want it now

  • fearlesss

    I promise never to retire!

  • John Savoie

    Come on you Fruitcakes, let’s sign along.

  • John Savoie

    Come on you Fruitcakes, let’s sing along.

  • John Savoie

    Who likes my shirt?

  • Burnsrunner1969

    God let there be a saftey net.

  • Gypsy Soul

    I wanna go back to the Island….NOW!

  • Jason

    Fists to the left, fists to the right!!

  • Slorose1

    I may be growing older…..but I Won’t Grow Up!

  • Dirk

    Damn…my blender broke!

  • Dirk

    Damn…my blender broke!

  • Roxy9

    My god if I see another fat man wearing a coconut bra & grass skirt I think I’ll CROAK!

  • Barry

    No more caption contests…?

  • Barry

    No more caption contests…?

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