Buffett Caption Contest

posted July 4th, 2011 at 11:34 pm

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by Josh Martin

Back to work after a long, holiday weekend… what better time for another Jimmy Buffett caption contest?

Take a look at the photo below and provide your own caption for it:

(photo Nina Long/The Tennessean)

Post your caption in the comments section of this post.

After a few days we’ll pick a few of our favorites and put them in a poll for you to vote on the winner.

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RRPounder

YO…ADRIANNE!!! I DID IT!!!
Msruede

“Mac, what do you mean we are out of Rose’”

SkyZebra

To hell with trying to find that lost shaker of salt give me a Margarita …. or a Landshark!

AlliTheJohnson

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!”
NUFins2theLeft

Man it hurts but at least I stuck the landing!
Jackson cage

Officer, I swear it wasn’t me I was just playing for some gumbo
Lesamonkeybutt

What do you mean, there is no tailgating at Jiffy Lube Live????
Eagle0934

“I know it is my own damn fault”
mike dickey

Who stole my cymbals ?
mike dickey

Who stole my cymbals ?
Dwights1911

Prays God I was born a Parrothead!
Nittanynorth

“I got blisters on my fingers” ( ….. as per Ringo at end of Helter Skelter)
Burns, Cecil

I gotta go pee!
Eharris49

“I want you all to yell; AUSTRALIA!!” if I get too close to the edge of the stage”
Pier18art

“I LOVE my job!!!”
Buffett21

Please, Please let me live in St Barts where the weather is beautiful and Marius can give me a Cheeseburger in Paradise everyday at Le Select!!!
Amanda

I wanted “Oysters and Beer”!!!!!!!!!
Desdemona

“I’m sober as hell, and I won’t take it anymore”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dianne-Robinson-Mistich/1458241814 Dianne Robinson Mistich

I’m mad…I can’t take it anymore, we need more fruitcakes in this world…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fnbsjc

Don’t make me walk off that dam stage again !
A.Sternhill

Golly, My boardshorts are way too tight! I musta packed on a few over the holidaze…
Grant

Ahhhhh! I wanted the last mango in Paris!!!
Greg

I will surprise the left coast with a show in California this year.
Trauma929

Where is that damn shaker of salt!!!!
Psawka

HONEST… I said I DIDN”T DO IT… I was at a concert!
saberklacy

Oh My God! Baxter! Life was supposed to just be a tire swing!
Ed4gi

I AM KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512619722 Kelly Ross Fryman

Party in the USA
Joey4sixtynine

Jumping Jacks , on the count of three ….. here we go …. 1….2……..3
Londonhawg

I did not fall off the stage, I was pushed !
Londonhawg

I did not fall off the stage, I was pushed !
Smokin Dave

Vampires Mummies and the Holy Ghost these are the things that terrify me the MOST
Smokin Dave

Vampires Mummies and the Holy Ghost these are the things that terrify me the MOST
Ranjon

Oh Crap!!!! I am growing older but not up!!!!!
Ranjon

Oh Crap!!!! I am growing older but not up!!!!!
Robertjmcqueen61

See, I told you I like Hawaiin shirts!
Joeforney

AGHHHHHH!!!!……..invisable “shake weights”
Lenora Rodgers

AAAAHHHH! MACK! I BLEW OUT ANOTHER FLIP FLOP!!
Lenora Rodgers

AAAAHHHH! MACK! I BLEW OUT ANOTHER FLIP FLOP!!
Rowan 42

“Invisible penises.”
Rowan 42

“Invisible penises.”
Rowan 42

“Invisible penises.”
Jayebird

“If We Werent All Crazy We Would Go Insane”
Jayebird

“If We Werent All Crazy We Would Go Insane”
ca parrothead

My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jesus.
LINDA GRIMM

I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!
Carl Lee

I’m gonna do a Van Halen Song!!!! Who’s with me!!!!
TampaJay

Somebody get me out of these wristbands!!!
John Savoie

Damn!! Look at all those people!!!!!
Michael25314

“kowa-bunga”…famous last words of the new ritual of face planting off the stage at the end of the show.
Arvy1976

BREAKING NEWS — tumble in Sydney results in Jimmy forgetting how to do Fins. Arvy in Green Bay
Michael25314

Now Im not one to deal in gossip
But was he that big a fool
To do a belly-buster high dive
And miss the entire pool
Michael25314

Now Im not one to deal in gossip
But was he that big a fool
To do a belly-buster high dive
And miss the entire pool
@PerryTuckerSr

Viagra got ‘em up, I just want to know how to get ‘em down!
@PerryTuckerSr

Viagra got ‘em up, I just want to know how to get ‘em down!
Tn Beachbum

Now throw your hands in the air….and wave them like you just don’t care.
Terri

Beacuse “It,s MY Job!!!”
Michael25314

WHY-WHY….DAMN IT ALL….I HAD MONEY ON THE HEAT!!!
Ndtms

But I don’t want the party to stop!!
Bubbadel

I have played air guitar, now for some air weight lifting, hey I’m getting on a bit now!
Cheryl

Jimmy Buffett demonstrates the proper technique for portage of a seaplane.
Parrothead

Thank GOD the tiki bar is open!!!!!!!!!
Threerottendogs

It’s midnight and I’m too famous now!
Parrothead

Thank GOD the tiki bar is open!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom

Dear Lord, Thank you for no furter injuries since my last fall. Amen
0ldpirate

Power to the Almighty PARROT!
Beberhardt1

Oh Brother! I can feel your pain!
cj

Oooooh, how I miss my lost shakers of salt…I would pour them like this.
Carmen22

Utley, I am at my wit’s end. I warned you to stop taking my damn Junior Mints. Now, I am mad as hell. Some people say that Mac’s the blame, but I know, it’s all Utley’s fault.
Chip

No! No! No! It’s spelled “Buffett” not “Buffet”!!!
SASQUATCH SAICH

“GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, WHICH WAY DO I STEAR?”
Dancmyers

Which hand is the poptop in?
Dancmyers

Don’t tase me bro!
Trixiedelite2001

I swear that fish was this BIG!!
Dot

YES! I’ve finished the concert and I’m still vertical.
Laurawilliams

That great fillin’ station hold-up cost me 2 good years!
Steve

God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.
Steve

God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.
Steve

God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.
Steve

God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.
Steve

God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.
Steve

God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.
Steve

God almighty Mac, that’s my bare foot you stepped on you big-headed sasquatch.
Woodensong

See…I told you guys that I still had it!
Woodensong

See…I told you guys that I still had it!
Gthompsonjr13

Hey I didn’t fall off the stage this time.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1467031709 Scott Reisenbigler

Okay! Okay! Don’t hurt me! I will finally announce the West Coast Dates!
sgunnyville

Nadirah, take over will ya… I need a Landshark!!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Marilyn-Bennett/1494310091 Marilyn Bennett

Thank you for my 45 year summer job.
Jake

NO Officer, I didn’t smoke any weed tonight and May I Please have my guitar back…
Ringeratc

I want Junior Mints!!!
Julie

Thank you God for this incredible life and these amazing fans. I am blessed!!!
CINCINNATIISPARADISE

I will never quit touring
CINCINNATIISPARADISE

I will never quit touring
Candrws

Now, give me my Klondike bar!
Jackie

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Barry Andrew Kunz

“Hang on, hang on a sec… just another senior moment.”
BarryAndrewKunz

“One more time… please don’t sing along with me, this is my show.”
BarryAndrewKunz

“…I’d like to welcome all you losers from ”The Price is Right”… you musta picked Door Number Three.”

to the show all you “The Price is Right
Fredcp

I stole the Peanut Butter!!!!
Chet

i cant see the end of the stage, again!
Chet

ice cold Landsharks for everyone!!
Mfb47

Enough with the cheeseburgers I’m going to Chicago this month for some Pizza
Gigi

#1 ALRIGHT! I’LL PAY THE MINI MART BACK!

#2 OKAY I PROMISE, IT WON’T BE ANOTHER 14 YEARS BEFORE I GET TO KANSAS CITY AGAIN!
soonerparrothead

casey anthony is guilty!
Melgrobe

Fins to the left ..fins to the right…
Melgrobe

Thank god for tities n viagra!!!
BajaParrothead

Goddammit! Who keeps moving the end of the stage?
Gt2redneck

GIMMEE A Y!!! GIMMEE A M !!!! GIMMEE A C !!! GIMMEE A A !!!!!
Debrawed

Enough already!! I’ve been trying to tell you for years – I just don’t know where I’m gonna go when the volcano blows!
Dianenat

we need more Junior Mints!
Jeffmdell

No tailgating allowed at Jiffy Lube Live, NO!!!!!!
Guysportsfan

Are you ready Parriot Heads to party.
Guysportsfan

Are you ready Parriot Heads to party.
Jefflmyers

Praise the lord and pass the Landshark!
Moe911

“WINNING!”
Pleasin & Teasin

NO, da!#m it!! I do NOT!! look like Nick Nolte!!!
Lynne

Don’t ever start a baaaaand!
Cat

There’s a bug in my glass of wine!
Des9217

damn , I know I got to go back downunder and finish that tour in New Zealand.
M Brunsting

Get me out of here and back to Australia !!!!!!!!
Buffett83

Another Saturday night, and I ain’t got nobody!! But at least I still have my hair!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=698107058 Jarrod Wells

I was god’s own drunk and a fearless man!!!!
Seacarol32004

Thank God, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!!!!!
Krf747

I’m the King of Somewhere Hot!
Mashedbanana6

Thank you Zac, I’ve cracked the top 10 again!
Joanie

A glass of Rose’ for both hands!
Greg Mon

YOU GOT FISTS TO THE LEFT….FISTS TO THE RIGHT!
WHO WANT TO GET PUNCH DRUNK?
You

Kick is up… & it’s GOOD!!!
chuck

Serenity now…..cheeseburgers later.
Giggles424

I DON’T KNOW!!!
Giggles424

I DON’T KNOW!!!
Keymann

Buffett suffers from Post-Traumatic Fall Stress Disorder. It’s common for sufferers to suddenly reenact their fall.
Bay93

Halleluiah, the Landshark is cold.
Jeff In Kansas

Just listen, I can fart the chorus to Margaritaville.
Mass Dude

Can I get an amen? Can I get a cold beer?
BarryAndrewKunz

“…and for the life of me, I can’t understand how everyone of you got backstage passes!
2kokomo

Take this damn safety harness off me!
2kokomo

Take this damn safety harness off me!
Desertshrink

Damn sharks…get yer fins out of my @#!&^!
sunnyn85

Dear God I can’t believe all these crazy people keep paying to hear this sh#*!
pkmacesq

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! Mental note, ‘Wear flip flops to stage if it’s blacktoped from the bus to the stage.’
sunnyn85

I……JUST…….CAN’T GET MY FIN UP /)
~~~~~~~~~
pkmacesq

They like me, they really like me!!!!
pkmacesq

Why are there no drinks in my hands????
pkmacesq

Why are there no drinks in my hands????
pkmacesq

OK, this time catch me so I can surf the crowd!!!
Steve

Stop throwing those $%^& beach calls up here!!!
Rclegg

Please Jiffy Lube, let my parrotheads tailgate!
Mark

Yes, another top 10 song!
Mark

Finally another top 10 song!
Tkovac

TOUCH DOWN!
Laura Scott

OMG!! people .. we all need Margaritas .. about right now!
Laura Scott

OMG!! people .. we all need Margaritas .. about right now!
Dawn

I can’t believe I forgot the WORDS! Where’s my wine?
Wwjbdo

Damn it, I am trying to reason with the hurricane season!!
Woody

yes i didnt fall off the stage
Parrotthead Goalie

VIVA VIAGRA!!!!!!!!!!!
Justdanq

Are you Kidding? Yes I can Play another!
Justdanq

Really I didnt steal the peanut butter!
Bubba420

The Heat suck so bad!
Dottie

Now that I’m old enough they want to take away my social security.
Reptwo

Where is the salt shaker!!!
Steve

One more %^&* beach ball up here and I’m gonna scream – just like this!!!
Steve

That gumbo I had before the show is burning my butt up.
Steve

That gumbo I had before the show is burning my butt up.
Flynbrian

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!!!!!
Garrett

Praise Jesus! I’m God’s Own Drunk, and FEARLESS man, but why can’t I remember the words to this blessed song??
http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Biro/100000513280720 Catherine Biro

Praise parrotheads! Let me hear you say FIN-LAND!!!
Brdyme

I said…No… More…. WHITE….GUITAR….PICKS!
Brdyme

I said…No… More…. WHITE….GUITAR….PICKS!
Shreddin70

Alpine Valley is the best stop on this tour!!!!! FOLLOW ME SHARKS!!!! And bring your Cheesburgers!!!
OtoParrothead

No Tailgating at Blossom? You Damn Dirty Apes!!!
Bonnie Bertelsen

“Beam me up Scotty “
Blubonet

thank God I’m free, free at last
Guest

I was pushed off the stage~ I told you to Never Start A Band!
Guest

I was pushed off the stage~ I told you to Never Start A Band!
Amy K

I found the women whoes to blame!
Amy K

I found the women who’s to blame!
Woody3744

it’s my money and i want it now
fearlesss

I promise never to retire!
John Savoie

Come on you Fruitcakes, let’s sign along.
John Savoie

Come on you Fruitcakes, let’s sing along.
John Savoie

Who likes my shirt?
Burnsrunner1969

God let there be a saftey net.
Gypsy Soul

I wanna go back to the Island….NOW!
Jason

Fists to the left, fists to the right!!
Slorose1

I may be growing older…..but I Won’t Grow Up!
Dirk

Damn…my blender broke!
Dirk

Damn…my blender broke!
Roxy9

My god if I see another fat man wearing a coconut bra & grass skirt I think I’ll CROAK!
Barry

No more caption contests…?
Barry

No more caption contests…?

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posted July 4th, 2011 at 11:34 pm

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