Breathe in, Breathe out, Move on!

Breathe in, Breathe out, Move on!

Hello Aflac?

Last thing I remember was saying “hold my Land Shark and watch this shit…”

I’m serious Cameron…you’ll never believe what happened to me down under…

I’m serious Cameron…you’ll never believe what happened to me down under…

Fins to the Left…Slings to the Right…

Fins to the Left…Slings to the Right…

No I was not, recapping GODS OWN DRUNK, I wasn’t even in Australia, I was getting a Singapore sling!!

my feeet stinks,my head hurts and i don’t like jesus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

These bruises and scars are just permanent reminders of temporary feelings.

I blew out more than my flip flop!

Crikie, I need help. I don’t think this sling is on right!!! Can you help me?

“No damn it … they won’t let me pilot my own plane. I need 1st class airfare tomorrow, to Hawaii out of LAX …. and reserve the penthouse suite at Holiday Inn. Got that? Airfare and Hotel. Okay then, book’em Dano.”

Yea…I totally went down under in the down under!!

A small blunder from Down Under.

“I did a belly buster highdive and missed the entire pool! Put THAT on the Coconut Telegraph!”

“I know “Crowd-Surf” rhymes with “Papa-Smurf” but I ain’t writing a song that includes both……

So anyway, I don’t think surfing in a hurricane was such a good idea after all.

These brittle bones don’t bend…

Yeah…look just have me a drink ready and waiting on me…

Well, they told me the kangaroo was drunk and couldn’t hit a thing…..

“Blew out my Flip Flop…. Stepped on a Pop Top!”

Hey Mike, it’s Jimmy. I’m ready to skydive, but it’s gonna have to be in March.

I told you only The Wino And I Know!

Could you please speak a little softer…my arm is asleep

Could you please speak a little softer…my arm is asleep

Phones to the Left…Slings to the Right…

I’ve got my wing in a sling and a song in my heart.

Is it bad that I look at this picture and the only thing I find off is the fact he has shoes on

“I thought they said “Jimmy, take one giant step forward”"

No, really. What if the hokey pokey is all it really is about? What do I do when they say right arm in, huh?

I blow out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top, cut myself up and had to cruise on back home!

Hey Mike, Defying Gravity as an encore…….maybe that was a bad idea!

Yeah I stumbled off…… No.. it wasn’t Louie’s Backyard

Fins up in the land down under results in fins down

Dr I need two more boat drinks….

Damn Landsharks!

“I got a great idea for some new Margaritaville apparel.”

Believe me, Math ain’t the only thing that suks.

I miss my dorsal fin, I can’t explain…

Desdemona would tell us, “human beings are flawed individuals and the cosmic bakers definitely took Jimmy out of the oven a little too early”.
-Jimmy Buffett Fruitcakes

Damn..whew..you should see ther OTHER guy!!

I’m not worried about the guitar playing…..hell this is my drinking arm!!

It’s my own fault, I was way too drunk to being trying to screw

It’s my own fault, I was way too drunk to be screwing.

changes in latitudes, changes in aLtitudes

Looks like you pokeed when you should have hokeed…

“I looked to the right and saw a terrible sight as the singer he took a bad fall!!”

Kick it in second wind

He went to the hospital, lookin’ for answers to questions that bothered him so.

Father father Jimmy, I have seen you fall

“Now I’d like to go where the pace of life’s slow, could you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott? Any old place here on Earth or in space; you pick the century and I’ll pick the spot!” — Boat Drinks, the only line I know of in a Jimmy Buffett song that references Star Trek!

Shaken not stirred…..Margaritaville will be back.

I don’t know, how I’ma gonna toke with my right arm broke….hey I don’t know….

“Looks like I’m STRANDED ON A SANDBAR for awhile….”

hey, can I use this thing for a guitar strap ?

Looks like I’m only gonna HANG 5 for awhile….

“Like I said- Breath in…Breath out….Move on…”

” Hey man, Do these things come in Hawaiian prints? “

My head hurts, my foot slipped, and I am a big fan of Dr. Fulde.

See Jane, this is why I missed the National Weather Service down under….the never told me a Gravity Storm was coming!

Good times and riches and…..son of a bitch that hurt!

“How? The details are a little fuzzy…Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame, but I think, hell it could be my fault…”

I don’t need no charge card, just give me a die hard and I’ll make sparks fly round my head….that was one giant step for parrotheads

I tell you I was pushed – those Aussies have never forgiven Us for taking back the Americas Cup!

Damn those gravity storms!

“Hello. Yeah I can hear you. But I won’t be able to make it tonight. Hey, you think tennis elbow hurts, try concert elbow.”

“Hello. Yeah I can hear you. But I won’t be able to make it tonight. Hey, you think tennis elbow hurts, try concert elbow.”

I did it for the stories I could tell…

The show wasn’t going well so I threw MYSELF off the stage.

Thats great news…. You have found the Aussie pool guy that took the plug out !

As the song goes, my mind is quite flexible, but these brittle bones don’t bend.

Just glad to see he’s okay!

Mr Ultley…put Flying Without Wings into the next set………

BMM

I caught Jimmy, but not in AUSTRALIA!

Jimmy redefines “going DOWN UNDER” in Australia!

I’ve got a sling, but I’m thinkin’ we could call it an “Arm Hammock”, put a logo on it, and market it!

Mac; I have got to get this arm feeling better so I can hoist up a Boat Drink

“and them Aussies can make a mean Singapore sling”

Those damn fins!

Ye.. Ye.. I know you told me to exercise my drinking arm more before trying to keep up with the Aussies

Jimmy tried to fly on wings you can’t see and fell off the far side of the world.

“you bet your ass we will sue TMZ for royalies from my new video”

Hey, don’t tell anyone. I found that lost shaker of salt, but had a hell of a time getting it a way from some Aussie guy..

Too much tequila or not quite enough…

It was too much tequila or not quite enough!

It was too much tequila or not quite enough!

“Stepped on a pop top”

Yea, yea, it’s my own damn fault the stage was too short!

changes in latitude…90 degree’s….a parrot with a broken wing get’s no where..a parrot with a attitude can climb to any altitude. so soar jimmy soar…..

Stage to the Left Stage to the Right. Can’t you see them circling around in front. Good luck .

one too many rums does it all the time

A Star Fell on Autralia

“When I asked the bartender for a Singapore Sling, I wasn’t expecting this!”

No, I’m not cancelling the tour; I can still do “fins to the left”

“OK, Mac, for the new song, the last sign should rhyme ‘tropical breeze’ with ‘hurts when I sneeze.’ Got that?”

A “Singapore Sling ” would be more to my liking.

No, no Jane. It’s just my arm in a sling this time.

I’ve got to kick it in now second wind, after taking that bad fall!

FIN UP!

Is it 5 o’clock somewhere?

“Mac, didn’t you tell me we were using the extended stage?”

“Damn that was one heavy ass Boat Drink”

Yeah, next time they’re putting up a fence so I don’t take another leap

Yea. It was a Kangaroo,I think he was all hopped up on landshark.

Note to self: last time I throw myself into the audience, literally.

Hey Joe! Yeah…just taking “baby Righty” for a little walk…but he’s falling asleep on me!

“I ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and… well, you saw the video.”

A thousand steps to nowhere… that is all i saw…

My right fin is stuck closed.

Waiter….is this what you call a ‘Singapore Sling’?

I know the song says a net would appear but I’m telling you it just wasn’t there!!

Yeah, and when I told them i was going “Down Under”, I had no freakin’ idea…!!!

“You can try to fly away from all your problems, Well, I’m here to say that ain’t the way to solve them!”

But doc, I gotta go surfin’! Isn’t salt water good for a cut??

Mom, I don’t care what you heard, this killer wave slammed me onto my board…

MargaritaSling Nightmare!!!

I rounded first, never thought of the worst……..

Make sure we never use that Lighting Tech. again!!!!!!!!

Make sure we never use that Lighting Tech. again!!!!!!!!

Yes, the landshark really did attack me.

Some people say that there’s a woman to blame, but I know “It’s my own Damn fault”!

Some people say that there’s a woman to blame, but I know “It’s my own Damn fault”!

a pirate looks @ …..the end of the damn stage from now on!

Long walk off a short pier!

Yes, I was that flash of light. Book ‘Em, Danno.

Yes, it was that flash of light. Book ‘em, Danno.

broke my arm and still had to limp on back home!!

no dear, I wasn’t looking at some young girl’s boobs at the time……………….

yeah, blew out another flip-flop.

just flew back and are my arms tired

Well apparently gravity is still working 24/7…..even down under!

we’ve got to rethink this margaritaville watch “takes a lickin’ ” promotion through a little more.

” Cantore… do you think you can let me know when the next gravity storm is going to hit. That last one hurt”

blew out more then a flip flop

Caribbean Soul falling out of control.

“Spread the word….Those West Virginia Mountaineers know how to PARTY!!!!!!”

I was scared to let that guy in shorts and flipflops touch me after 3 hours of partying………..no, HIM partying, not me!!!!

I blew out my flip-flop…fell off the stage top.

Hey doc – my arm still hurts like he’ll when I make the shark fin on my head!

“The ultimate pirate with scarred fin”

“Yeah, Honey, I burned a wing flying too close to the sun.”

I’m telling you, dude… I had just “Kicked in my Second Wind” when I looked to the right and saw a bright light, only it wasn’t the base player who took a bad fall!

Playing down under,
Had a big blunder,
Tumbled from the stage, crashed right on my dome!
Bruised up my elbow,
Cancelled the next show,
I jumped on my plane and flew straight on back home!

It’s the new Lost Verse Mac! Whadd’ya think?

Playing down under,
Had a big blunder,
Tumbled from the stage, crashed right on my dome!
Bruised up my elbow,
Cancelled the next show,
I jumped on my plane and flew straight on back home!

It’s the new Lost Verse Mac! Whadd’ya think?

I’m with Badparrothead69. The only thing I could think of when I saw this pictures is that he has shoes on!

Well, Jamaica shot at me again!!!! BIG MISTAKA !!!!!!! WELCOME TO JAMAICA

I need a boat drink!

Damn it all !!!! I dont dance like carmon no more ,,,,no more…….WHO TOOK AWAY THE GANG PLANK?

“Blew out my flip flop and tripped on a pop top”

…” Yes , I want “Gravity Storm”, back
into the ” Set List” …..!!!!!

Yeah man, me make a BIG MISTAICA this time!!!

One arm, one shot, no problem!!

“Hell no, I swear the Dingo pushed me!”

Fin to the left.

Screw the Ausie Floods Mate, It’s the bloody Gravity Storm that you need to watch out for !!!!!

I’m sorry it’s ended .. oh it’s sad but it’s true honey…it’s been a loooovely bruise.

broke my arm, had to fly on back home…

Some people claim there’s a woman to blame……

Jimmy Listening to his Voicemail!

Reports from the ‘Coconut Telegraph’ That Jimmy Buffett was ‘Pushed’ off the Stage during his final Sydney Performance at the Hordern Pavillion on Australia Day on Wednesday 26th January 2011. It is alleged that a disgruntled Dingo who was refused a Ticket to the Concert went back stage during the performance and broke into the ‘Coral Reefers’ stash bag. The Dingo commented on how he became disorientated and then got a severe case of the munchies. The Dingo continued to explain that the stage setting replicated Tropical Queensland and he mistook Jimmy for a very colourful Parrot. ‘You can’t be too fussy about meals these days” the Dingo commented. “People have been banned from feeding us”. The Dingo then pounced onto the performers head with his paws and bit into his arm. The Dingo reported that he did not recall anything after the attack except that he woke up in the middle of Alice Springs wearing a pair of ‘Rose Coloured Glasses’ Mr Buffett also commented that he did not know how he came to be off the stage and on the ground but thought that he caught a glimpse of something moving behind him. After careful investigation it was proven beyond any doubt that the injuries Mr Buffett received were not conducive after Paw and teeth impressions were taken from the Dingo. Mr Buffett commented that he would not be pressing any charges against the Dingo as the evidence was purely speculative. Any further investigations have been suspended. Mr Buffett is comfortably Wastin away again in Margaritaville where he will continue to Strum his six string on his front porch swing! No animals were injured during this report

Margaritas reporting from the ‘Coconut Telegraph’

I won’t be strummin’ my six string until I get out of this sling

I was trying to catch a wave, but that crowd surfing thing didn’t work out too well for me.

Bless Me, Father, for I have finned

Margaritaville

The New Verse

I finished my fifth show
Just had to keep making some more dough
I walked off the stage and not to Auckland
But there’s Aussies down under
And kiwis will plunder
Doctor Fulde from St Vincents helps me hang on, hang on, hang on

by Nicholas Mazza

Can’t we just tell the insurance company I fell off a barstool?

Dude! I fell and I couldn’t get up!!

“Yeah, well I thought you said I was doing a concert in the land down under and so I went down under!”

” …. and then they made me eat a Vegemite sammitch… it cures anything… “

I never do dream I may fall…

Aussie Parrot Heads clipped my wings! I told them I will be back,

Jane I’m telling you.. I had to do some fast talking.They didn’t think I was me in customs.. Said they never saw Jimmy Buffett all covered up with clothes and wearing shoes too. It’s against his religion.
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Jimmy really fell hard for those Aussie. Gotta luv em

Jimmy falls from his perch. The ramifications of coming all the way to Oz and not touring Brissy!!

Downunder Blunder

What’s that Skip the edge of the stage approaching fast?

Hey! Watch this

” Well , I didn’t know the land down under meant under the stage …….”

” Well , I didn’t know the land down under meant under the stage …….”

I know the Gravity Storm don’t give no warning…..but I was down under!

I made the first drop and my cojones were in my throat

Is That the phone or my head ringing

Mac, I think I’m going stick with surfing on water. I don’t understand that crowd surfing concept!

Hello operator, I need the number for a Dr. George Nichopoulos, Memphis Tennessee. Thank you I’ll hold.

With a busted wing, does this mean the Albatros is grounded?

Additional Post:
Does this mean my audition for Peter Pan is over?

yup, I literally went ‘down under’—–Down Under!!

I don’t care if it IS funny to you – we’re not calling it the FALL tour!

busted my right wing and to sling on back home

You told me it’s 5 ‘o’clock somewhere?

Ah, Rasta Man, I think we have a problem……

“A thousand steps to nowhere… that is all i saw…”

I must have blew out a flip flop.

Mac. You said it was safe to go sledding down the side of the volcano.

Yes Honey I Know, I Know There Is No “Defying Gravity”

Ohhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,, look out for that GRAVITY STORM!!!!

“Crack went my arm someone sound the alarn and go find a decent physician”

What is that ringing noise?

I stepped on a pop top, slipped off the stage, and cut my head. I had to cruise back home with only one arm.

No, no, not a land shark, it was an Australian shark

Yeah, I forgot that in Australia they measure the stage in meters not feet

“Runnin’ low on stories of what made it a ball
What would they do if I made no STAGEFALL!”

Yes, yes, honey, I know, I don’t care if I’m going older. I’m still never gonna grow up!

Fins to the left “ouch” Fins to the right “OUCH!!” Now I seeing stars in my eyesight “OOOOUCH”

Yea. It’s me. Change the words to “Fins to the left, fins to the left”

Honest … thought I’d found the long lost salt … salt …. salt!

Yeah, Utley was trying to teach me how to play the piano and I don’t know…my arm just got stuck like this!

i am telling you my flip flops had a blow out !

My head hurts my feet stink….I mean my head really hurts and so does my elbow

DAMN’IT, We had only come for chicken,we weren’t the ganja plane

I am telling you we had only come for chicken,we weren’t a ganja plane

I know it was good publicity but no, I am not doing it agian

Broken fin: Nemo?

I stepped on a pop tart and had to cruise on back home….

“Hi, John Mayer, this is Jimmy. Would you mind if I cover your song “Gravity”?

…and the last thing I remember hearing was “book ‘em Danno.”

“Now I’m changing my dressings, counting my blessings, did I trip or did I just fall so all of you parrotheads with cameras and phones can you show me just where I went wrong.” – sung to the music of the chorus of Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes

Jolly Man mistakes dolphin for shark, and the pirates say nay, nay, nay, nay, nay

Ok, give free front row tickets to a trauma surgeon at EVERY show!

It was a surfing accident. dear!!

Could be worse, could be my ass in a sling instead of just my arm!

I misjudged the stage top, Cracked my head on the cement- pop…

Strummin’ my six string, with my new arm sling!

“going down in the down under”

Did I really step on a pop top?

FIN DOWN !!!!

I need a piolt, a bottle of advil, and a seat belt for my bar stool at Le Select.

It was the parrot that did this, not the shark!

that’s gonna leave a mark – arita