Buffett Caption Contest

posted November 16th, 2010 at 12:15 am

102 Comments »

by Josh Martin

The tour has ended and the Jimmy Buffett news is slow, so let’s do another Caption Contest.

Take a look at the picture below and make up your own funny, creative caption for it:

(Hint: that’s Warren Buffett on the right. The image is from an article on whether he and Jimmy are related)

Post your caption in the comments section of this post.

After a few days we’ll take some of the best captions and put them in a poll for everyone to vote on their favorite.

Caption away!

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Steve

Geez Warren. You know I luvya but your breath ain’t cuttin’ it. I like garlic and onions too but I brush and gargle when I know i’m gonna be around other people.
Steve

Warren. Cheeseburgers in paradise are fine but leave off the onions when you’re gonna be around me.
Eric miller

You can wear a tie for once. And for god sakes put a pair of shoes on !
George Powell

Hey Warren
What’s going on ?
You tell other people to tighten their belts but tell meto tighten my neck tie….What next velcro on my flipflops ? You’re taking this family thing too far !
I wish I had never sent you that oversized shirt so you could hide your fanny pack.
Glenn Dale

This is how I tie one on!!
George Powell

Hey Warren
What’s going on ?
You tell other people to tighten their belts but tell me to tighten my neck tie….What next velcro on my flipflops ? You’re taking this family thing too far !
I wish I had never sent you that oversized shirt so you could hide your fanny pack.
Paul

Alright Warren, I’ll wear the tie but I’m keepin’ the shorts and flip flops!
They’ll never know in the picture.
http://eamm@charter.net Amanda McWhorter

Warren, This ain’t gonna get it.. I am not gonna wear this suit, and you look goofy in my shirt.. Let’s switch back.. Family or not, I will stay with my own clothes..
Mike Dalbey

Son, I told you smoking would stunt your growth!
Cecil Burns

Now son, “Come Monday”, you’ve got to stop this “Havana Daydreamin” and get a real job. Now go make “Frank and Lola’ proud.
Sam Melody

“You’ll never impress Donald if you don’t wear a tie at least once”
Andy Misner

Awww Warren, Ma said I didn’t have to wear a tie!!!!
Bill Ward

The world is getting faster, I am getting slower and my Uncle has become a fashion coach……. what’s next…… a BeachHouse on the Moon ?
Michael Goetsch

I got a brother?
Brian Empfield

I don’t care if your last name is Buffett, that shirt is loud!!!
Mike Puleio

Everybody’s got a cousin in Miami
Jeff

Jimmy, stop whining! If we’re gonna pull this Parent Trap off, you have to wear a tie, PROPER!
Maryanne

No worries, as soon ad this is over it’s back to the flip flops!
http://www.yahoo.com Jon

Hey Jimmy, you’re kind of short, until you sit on your wallet.
Sharon Pulham

Hey Jimmy, what’s with the corporate look? Let’s clean you up so you can actually LOOK like the son of a son of a sailor!!
Rickey Davis

Come on buba, this will be fun, but ya have to wear the shoes !
Paul A. Costello

“Even your breath smells like MONEY”
Lisa

You know, I think wardrobe got this all wrong.
Willie

This tie won’t hurt a bit. It was designed by Jerry Garcia.
Willie

This hurts me a lot more than it hurts you.
Bill

OK, OK, Uncle Warren! You do still have more money than I do. But watch out, my empire is growing daily.
Tim

Jimmy, one more time; Wear this, or you will never work in this bidness again!!
Scott Daley

No Jimmy, I’m not trading your shirt back!
Bill & Linda Pattison

Gees Uncle Warren! I knew you really wanted to sing in flip flops but just don’t think I can fill your shoes…er, tie….
Vonda Stacey

Okay, I’ll wear the suit but I’m wearing my FLIPFLOPS!
Randy “Doc”

“You buying out Margaritaville.com? That stinks as bad as your breath!”
Ron C

Oh Warren I realize you want your original job back, but I don’t want mine back. I like it this way!!!
Steve

How come I have to get all dressed up for bring your son to work work day?
Tom

Wear this tie for a day and I will let you run my railroad for a day.
Lou Bristol

Warren, trust me, there is NO song in this “new look” that you’re suggesting!
Erin McDonnell

We are the people our parents warned us about!
Josh

Same old story, more dollars than sense
Cathy

“Why are there shoes on your tie but not on your feet?”
Katie

We are the people our kids can’t figure out~
http://hawkeye372.spaces.live.com guy

Why are you making me dress up.I’m a shorts and flip flop person.
George Hazelton

That is my story and I am sticking to it.
http://www.mupmups.net Mary Dixon

“When are you going to be on All My Children as one of Erica Kane’s friends (like me)?”
Terri Amundsen

I’ll ALWAYS be richer than you…got it?!?
kevin roberge

But Warren – didn’t you hear? I’m not making music for money I’m just making music for me!
rich

Wooooo Bra!!! All that money you’d think you could afford a tic tac!!!
John Savoie

I keep telling you I’m not your father!
Cheryl Willem

There, there! That really doesn’t hurt so bad, now, does it?
Sally

This is not what I mean when I said “You really know how to tie one on”…
MakParrot

“Hey, you lost the bet…a deal is a deal”
pat amancio

Warren I told you I would win the race for President of the United States !!
Jason M

Uncle Warren, “I don’t have to wear a tie to be stinking rich.”
DONNA GARRISON

hey Warren you got my shirt and I think I have yours on. and this tie hurts I only do this for Jane once in awhile!!!! yikes some peppermint might help but think ya got this tie too damn tight!!
Tim Plunket

Now son you must be on your best behavior while we are here.
Jo Jo Hemisphere Dancer

Warren, is it necessary that we do the belly bump when you are straightening my tie?
Timmy Rhodes

Now hold still! If we’re gonna switch places for Undercover Boss, this tie needs to be straight son……I mean sonny.
betsy portman

There is absolutely NO WAY we are twins!!!
Colorado Pirate

Oh man, that hurts…but Warren I am still going commando under this suit.
Darrin D. Rose

Look here Jr., we’re gonna trade roles for a little while.
Try not to screw it up.
George Powell

OK Warren I’ll be Danny DeVito
You be Judd Hirsch
TAXI for the Buffett boys !!
Johnny Blayze

Buffett on Buffett crime HAS GOT TO STOP!
Deborah Parrothead

What a Pirate has to suffer through for a family portrait
http://buffettworld Cathy Sayne

Come on Warren lets trade shirts.
Mary Pat

Freaky Friday, Buffett Style!
Bill Ward

WARREN………… you are a ParrotHead……. I thought that was you at last BigTop show…….. wasn’t that you singing that new song named “ParrotHeadLand”, the one that guy from Texas wrote ???
Lynne

But Uncle Warren, I already have a summer job!
Buffett83

If we were separted at birth, then nature definitely took its toll over nurture! We look ridiculous!
Janet Johnson

Yeah Jimmy, I think putting Margaritaville, Inc. on the NY stock exchange is an excellent idea. I’ll buy the first 10,000 shares.
Madnovi2305

Warren: “Ok little Bro, now you have more money than me you need to be more responsible and settle down.”
Jimmy: Do’h!!!!
bruce keil

but i don’t want to go
thevidas

Warren: I’ll steal the peanut butter and you get a can of sardines.
Jester

But Warren, nobody dresses like this in my bidness.
Jester

Well Warren, I guess we now know that you are a son of a son of a tailor.
Jester

Stop fidgeting Jimmy, if I didn’t know better I’d think you had sand in your shorts.
Jester

Believe me Jimmy, if you do show up at Meeting of the Minds no one will recognise you.
Jester

Warren any tighter and I’ll conch out.
Jester

I know I look good Warren, but ja make a mistake when you try to look like me.
Jester

Well Jimmy its a Windsor knot and on me its high tied and on you it’s low tied.
Jester

Warren I want to save the manatee not the penguins.
landshark

Come on, kid…you’ll never make any money dressed like this!
landshark

Come on, kid…you’ll never make any money dressed like this!
ST

Oh, you’ve had your fun. 40 years is fair trade for a soul.
So what will it be… lawyer, thief or banker?
ST

Oh, you’ve had your fun. 40 years is fair trade for a soul.
So what will it be… lawyer, thief or banker?
Reptwo

Times are hard parrott boy… so give me my suit back!!!
Reptwo

Times are hard parrott boy… so give me my suit back!!!
hotrodthelovegod

No I am not Tim Gunn and Jimmy, you most definately cant make this work!!!! Go back to your Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday job!!!!
hotrodthelovegod

No I am not Tim Gunn and Jimmy, you most definately cant make this work!!!! Go back to your Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday job!!!!
Treetopflyer01

Don’t be so uptight, It’s a big Vault but it’ll be a Breeze to Count! I’ve done it a Billion Times!
Treetopflyer01

Don’t be so uptight, It’s a big Vault but it’ll be a Breeze to Count! I’ve done it a Billion Times!
Beernut

As usual, big brother’s still gotta dress u,
Beernut

As usual, big brother’s still gotta dress u,
Jon G.

I went to Paris , looking for answers to question I don’t even know.
Jon G.

I went to Paris , looking for answers to question I don’t even know.
Joe

Okay cuz, you can tighten that thing as tight as you want but I ain’t takin’ my company public.
Joe

Okay cuz, you can tighten that thing as tight as you want but I ain’t takin’ my company public.
Rick Lee

Mommy told me there would be days like this!
Rick Lee

Mommy told me there would be days like this!
Paul

Jimmy, you’ve got the real wealth, how’d you do it?
Paul

Jimmy, you’ve got the real wealth, how’d you do it?
Surffreak1

Hey bro you got a extra ten grand for the tie adjustment. Ineed new flip flops my last pair blew out
Surffreak1

Hey bro you got a extra ten grand for the tie adjustment. Ineed new flip flops my last pair blew out
JMac-Theblondepoet

But dad, it’s a job working on the beach….at the bar! Besides dad, I really hate ties….makes me think I’m gonna swing from the mast!!!
JMac-Theblondepoet

But dad, it’s a job working on the beach….at the bar! Besides dad, I really hate ties….makes me think I’m gonna swing from the mast!!!

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posted November 16th, 2010 at 12:15 am

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