Buffett Caption Contest

posted March 13th, 2010 at 8:49 am

by Josh Martin

It’s been a couple months since our last Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest, so with the news being slow right now, let’s do another one. Take a look at the picture below and come up with your own caption for it:

Post your caption in the comments section of this post.

In a few days we’ll take a few of our favorite captions and put them in a poll for everyone to vote on their favorite.

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Gary Buffett

So kid, are your phinz up now?
http://Facebook Kaye

So, where did YOU learn to write?
Angie Janssen

Sure, I’ll sign your guitar for you!! It’s a great instrument have fun with it.
http://www.facebook.com/patrickvinson Patrick Vinson

Dont think I don’t notice you scaring at my candy bar!!!
kwyn

I’m JIMMY BUFFETT! You know…Margaritaville? What do you mean you’re too young to recognize me? I’ll spell it for you J-I-M-M-Y…
chesneychik1 (Bonnie Bolan)

Ok to get the best cheese burger you need to take paradise road into margarita ville. you’ll see parrot heads on the sign and thats your place. oh yea you may bump into to Kenny or Zac be sure ask if they’ve seen my lost shaker of salt.

ONE LOVE
chesneychik1
adam Call

Hey you must be the Rhumba Boy!
Adriane Seay

“Ok, but I’m the kind your parents warned you about.”
Betsy Brown

Okay, now you’re sure you won’t trade this signed guitar for a Justin Bieber signed I-Pod?
Ken Berling

Dear Mrs. Cathcart, please accept this signed guitar and excuse Tommy for missing Summerzcool….we went hat shopping!
Sandi

Come Monday you take this over to Desdemona at the space station and bake shop near Boomtown and she will give you a cheeseburger, some boat drinks and a fruitcake. Then you get on the bus and head back to Cincinnati.
Debbie

So you said this was the G string and this one here is E? Better label it so I don’t forget.
MargaritaMatt

So, you go left by the lighthouse and make a right past the tiki hut…
Dale VanVlack

My parents are going to “Freak” when I show them this!
TERRY HENDRICKS

MY DAD WILL SHIT
Mark

Wait. Wait. Slow down…What comes after ‘Nibblin on sponge cake?”
http://facebook Elaine King

I BETTER NOT SEE THIS ON E-BAY NEXT WEEK !!!
Jean Larroux IV

Imagine my surprise when a friend told me my picture was online today. Especially BuffetWorld.com, I am the kid in this picture! Jimmy was signing my guitar while in the process of teaching me to curse in French. I still have this guitar and I’m a huge Buffet Fan! This is crazy!!! I have this picture on my dad’s iphone. I can’t believe this..
http://www.listwithlarroux.com Jean F. Larroux, III

Okay, unreal. A fellow ‘parrot-head’ text’d me today and said, “Hey your son’s photo is on buffettworld.com in the caption contest…” Sure ‘nuf! My son’s name is Jean Francois Larroux, IV. Buffett signed the guitar in french, “Play this guitar with all your heart…” When Jimmy heard my son’s great French name he asked him, “Hey Jean want me to teach you some curse words in French?” It was hilarious. We still have the guitar. No eBay. I’d sooner put my actual child on eBay (I have 3 of those). This was taken at the old Firedog Saloon in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi when Jimmy was filming the “Bama Breeze” video. I think the best caption for the photo would be something Biblical: “Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it…” Let it be written. Let it be done.
Colleen Nolan

The caption should read – a “sign” of the times!
Kevin

So you’ll take a turn here at Margaritaville then head Southwest of Disorder
Perry Mac

” Not only is this new Margaritaville superglue work great on wood, you should see it fix flipflops!”
Perry Mac

” Not only does this new Margaritaville superglue work great on wood, you should see it fix flipflops!”
Perry Mac

I’m tellin’ ya, it’s 1974 in Key West me and Jerry Jeff were so wasted, we were trying to play our guitars like this.
joanie

that’s Buffett with 2 t’s.
Glenn Dale

With this note, your teacher will understand the meaning of ‘Math Suks’
Tiki Bar Captain

Okay, so you take a left at the Port of Indicision, go just past that One Particular Harbor and Margaritaville is just on the Right.
http://www.bobspersonalizedbooks.com Bob D’Angelo

Look it’s the Captain and the kid
evil

I can PROVE it isn’t lost! I”ll draw you a map to the shaker of salt, but watch out for those pop tops!
Michael

Someday when I grow up to be as popular as you, I will sign autographs for my fin fans too Jimmy.
Steve Rosenbaum

Don’t worry, this tattoo won’t hurt one bit !
Steve Rosenbaum

The song is called Kaya…K, A, Y, A.
Glenn Goss

Toes in the sand, with my Phriends.
Steve Rosenbaum

Now make sure that you split the profits of the sale from this guitar with me, I’m a businessman you know!
barry savage

Nice Pirate Hat….. Whats your dad’s name?
Walter

ENTRY FOR CAPTION….

” Lets see, is it Buffet’, or Buffett’, ”
..”anymore, I haven’t got a clue”..
Joyce

Math Suks!
Steve Rosenbaum

Thanks for letting me borrow your pen….at my age, I have to remember the set-list somehow!
Tim

“Hey kid, I’ll trade you my Martin for that candy bar!”
Steve Rosenbaum

This autographed guitar will be a good trade for your hat!
Steve Rosenbaum

Go back, go back, back to Jamaica……
buffett fan

With this guitar, you can bring the bama breeze back to life.
Steve Rosenbaum

Now watch closely, when you have nothing else to roll on, a guitar’ll work
Steve Rosenbaum

Ya mon, good stuff….we would’ve never found this new way to play the guitar!
Jim Nail

Man, it’s hard to autograph this driftwood.
Bob Bray

Aut plus aut gozinta……….. OK Kid, the guitar AND the candy bar for the hat.
Steve Rosenbaum

Hey Jimmy, wake-up…..you’re snoring!
Steve Rosenbaum

Thanks Jimmy but there’s only one ” t ” in rasta
Steve Rosenbaum

Pssst….Jimmy, that’s a guitar, not a bongo drum
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, are you sure this will get us chicks?
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, are you sure that you’re not going to lose these directions that I’m giving you to the party?
Nick Ragno

Okay, I’ll explain it to you one more time. You are selling these candy bars for your school at $1 each. We relabel them to say “Margarittaville Bars” and sell them at all my concerts for $7 each. Your school still gets their $1 for each bar, but sells a million more bars, and we each get $3 apiece for each bar sold. And that young man, is what you call “marketing”.
Steve Rosenbaum

Here’ya go Jimmy, my pen might work better than yours
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, just make sure that I get my commission for this new hit song, ok?
Steve Rosenbaum

What a pinner dude, times really are tough, aren’t they?
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, shouldn’t you be using a mirror for that?
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, if you’re going to be in my band, you will need more stage presence than this….
capnbobby

Look, I’ll sign this for you. But you’re going to have to buy a T-shirt.
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, try turning it around the other way….
Pam

Ok, Here’s what I need it to say ” To the next Banky Banks” I told my friends I would be a star!!!
Paul

With dreadlocks that hat would be perfect for you.
Amanda McWhorter

hey,”make sure it is spelled right, J-I-M-M-Y- B-U-F-F-E-T-T” ok.
Steve Harris

Tha’ts Parrot Head with a capital “P”!!!!
Matt

Hey Mr Buffett, how about you and i get out of here and grab a beer?
Rick Henderson

Hey , I’m writing a letter to mom. Do you mind if I have a little privacy here? I’ll be just a bit.
Rick Henderson

Hey your blocking my light!
capnbobby

All right, tell me how you want me to sign this again: A Pirate Looks at Ten?
Rick Henderson

You said your sisters name is what? I think I know her from some tiki bar in margaritaville. Its raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring… sorry I got side tracked.
sonofasonofacowboy

now this is a guaranteed chick magnet!!!
http://www.capt-josh.com Capt. Josh Ramsteck

“If I could just get it on parchment”
Dale Myer

Even though math suks let’s try. Hmmmm, -14 degrees, 908.5 miles, average speed 7.7 MPH, 14 dogs, he’s from Jamaica, it’s snowed a lot, I chipped into help….. I think I got it! That equals with my help, Newton is definitely freezing his ass off.
Katie

“Sir, that’s two F’s, and two T’s”
Cork

now take this kid, it’s directions to never never land. tell the lost boys I’ll be there in two weeks.
http://lwieber7040@yahoo.com LISA WIEBER

…and the spirit never dies.
http://BuffettDailyNewsUpdates Terri Hackenberger

nonono….look what ya did….I said play it…not sign it…
http://BuffettDailyNewsUpdates Terri Hackenberger

wow… the girls are going to love me now!!!
http://N/A Michael Usilton

Sure kid I’ll sign this for you but honestly, you’ve got to lose that hat, please!
debbie

I only know these 3 cords but its made me millions!
William

Let’s see………….how do I spell Margaritaville!!
http://www.treetopflyer01.com Jack

Thanks Mr. B.–Mac’s line was really long and My parents are waiting, so I gotta run. But I really appreciate it.
Jerry Hepburn

Be glad to little soldier
Anytime!
Steve

Here, I’ll right it down for you. BR549.
Steve

Wait a minute. Not so fast. Go slower. Give me time to write this down.

We got fifteen dollars and a can of stp
A big ol jar of cashew nuts and a japanese tv
Feelin we had pulled the biggest heist of our career
We’re wanted men, we’ll strike again
But first lets have a beer

Yeah, yeah, that might work. Geez I was really strugglin’ with that verse. Thanks.
Steve

Here, take this note to any Margaritaville restaurant and they’ll give you a free cheeseburger, a tee shirt and a crazy hat..
Steve

Okay here’s my address and phone number. I let the staff off on Tuesdays and that’s Jane’s night out with the girls so i’ll be home alone. The code for the gate is 19fhg37*&%2 di38. When you drive in throw the dog a rib eye and he won’t bother you. He’s a crap guard dog.
Fins Fan

This is how you draw a duck
DO

Here’s the number to my cousin in Miami. He can take care of you…
mbennett

It’s a Mexican cutie …
Theresa W

So its a left at the port of indecision and a right at the woman to blame and you’ll be in Margaritaville.
Gary Vrabel

…….”I don’t know where you got it, but sure – I will autograph your OTHER left arm”
remittance man

ok, i dont have a peice of paper. so where did you say i could get some good weed, im listening.
Steve

My favorite drink? It’s easy. Here I’ll write it down for ya.

It’s basically just good Caribbean rum, coconut water — the clear stuff from the coconut that you can now get in Whole Foods; not Coco Lopez — a fresh piece of lime, and lots of ice. That’s it. And if you lose this just go to margaritaville.com. It’s right there.
Money Man

“Look kid, I don’t sign a damned thing for free. You either cough up the money or get the hell away from me. Don’t you know I’m a big phony? My persona is very caring and outgoing, but basically I’m a money hungy asshole.”
jollymon15905

Here, pal this is how you finish a Suduko
Steve Rosenbaum

Tic-tac-toe, 2 out of 3. If ‘ya win…. you get the guitar. if I win, I get your hat !
http://www.bobspersonalizedbooks.com Bob D’Angelo

Hey kid we have to figure out our fishing plans so we’re prepared to catch the big one.
Steve Rosenbaum

Ok, what’s the line that comes after, “nibblin’ on bananna bread” ?
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, a small pair of scissors works better….
Steve Rosenbaum

Hear the words of the Rastaman say…..
Steve Rosenbaum

Hey Jimmy, I can get more where that came from…
Steve Rosenbaum

Yeah Jimmy, just sprinkle that in your favorite bannana bread recipe…
Steve Rosenbaum

It’s the diamond as big as the Ritz….
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, I know that it’s only a seed, but……
Steve Rosenbaum

Ahhhh…, so that’s how you twist them one-handed!
Steve Rosenbaum

Your plans took’a skid, huh?
Steve Rosenbaum

Geez….the lengths to which I go to for my impersonators!
Steve Rosenbaum

God I want that kids hat, I hope that he’ll take this autographed guitar for it!
Steve Rosenbaum

Jimmy, you REALLY think that it’ll be worth more with your initials scratched into it???
Steve Rosenbaum

If this works, I’ll be back with a couple of Margaritas!
Steve Rosenbaum

I’ll try to get an extra $10.00 for it since it has your autograph…
Steve Rosenbaum

Can you add a shake & fries to the trade-in value?
Steve Rosenbaum

No Jimmy, it’s an ” F “, not ” Ph ” …..
Steve Rosenbaum

Thanks Jimmy, this’ll give you a lifetime membership to our beachhouse club!
Steve Rosenbaum

I don’t know either….just sign the thing?
Steve Rosenbaum

I promise this’ll keep’em from shooting at you!
Steve Rosenbaum

Hey, who’re you callinga parakeet?
Steve Rosenbaum

The treasure is located at 26*’01’09.00″ North & 80*06’57″ West
Steve Rosenbaum

Don’t worry, I will be able to get Sylvestor to back out of the land deal in Hollywood for this autographed guitar!
Steve Rosenbaum

Thanks Jimmy, with the sale of your autographed guitar, we might be able to afford a couple of Red Stripes!
Steve Rosenbaum

Sweet…if I had a Martin Margaritaville guitar, I’d sleep with it too!
Steve

Yeah Jimmy, it’s a good trade….my hat for your autographed guitar, your watch, two backstage passes, all the cash in your wallet and a ride in the Falcon!
Steve

Hey Jimmy, maybe if we offer to give this autographed guitar to Steve, he’ll stop writing funny things about us
Tom

Ok, now you go this way and distract him, then I will sneak in and steal the peanut butter
http://www.textalert4u@hotmail.com Larry

No kid, I am NOT your father!
Sarah Layne

“I’m never gonna wash this guitar again.. ever!!”
SteveC

Okay, tell Uncle Warren to Sell, Sell, Sell!!! Here, let me write it down for you.
Henry V

OK Zac heres your guitar,—Thanks Mr. Buffett one day I want to put my toes in the water and my ass in the sand lay in the hot sun and roll me a fat one , just like you!

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posted March 13th, 2010 at 8:49 am

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