Buffett Caption Contest
posted March 13th, 2010 at 8:49 am by Josh Martin |
It’s been a couple months since our last Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest, so with the news being slow right now, let’s do another one. Take a look at the picture below and come up with your own caption for it:
Post your caption in the comments section of this post.
In a few days we’ll take a few of our favorite captions and put them in a poll for everyone to vote on their favorite.
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So kid, are your phinz up now?
So, where did YOU learn to write?
Sure, I’ll sign your guitar for you!! It’s a great instrument have fun with it.
Dont think I don’t notice you scaring at my candy bar!!!
I’m JIMMY BUFFETT! You know…Margaritaville? What do you mean you’re too young to recognize me? I’ll spell it for you J-I-M-M-Y…
Ok to get the best cheese burger you need to take paradise road into margarita ville. you’ll see parrot heads on the sign and thats your place. oh yea you may bump into to Kenny or Zac be sure ask if they’ve seen my lost shaker of salt.
ONE LOVE
chesneychik1
Hey you must be the Rhumba Boy!
“Ok, but I’m the kind your parents warned you about.”
Okay, now you’re sure you won’t trade this signed guitar for a Justin Bieber signed I-Pod?
Dear Mrs. Cathcart, please accept this signed guitar and excuse Tommy for missing Summerzcool….we went hat shopping!
Come Monday you take this over to Desdemona at the space station and bake shop near Boomtown and she will give you a cheeseburger, some boat drinks and a fruitcake. Then you get on the bus and head back to Cincinnati.
So you said this was the G string and this one here is E? Better label it so I don’t forget.
So, you go left by the lighthouse and make a right past the tiki hut…
My parents are going to “Freak” when I show them this!
MY DAD WILL SHIT
Wait. Wait. Slow down…What comes after ‘Nibblin on sponge cake?”
I BETTER NOT SEE THIS ON E-BAY NEXT WEEK !!!
Imagine my surprise when a friend told me my picture was online today. Especially BuffetWorld.com, I am the kid in this picture! Jimmy was signing my guitar while in the process of teaching me to curse in French. I still have this guitar and I’m a huge Buffet Fan! This is crazy!!! I have this picture on my dad’s iphone. I can’t believe this..
Okay, unreal. A fellow ‘parrot-head’ text’d me today and said, “Hey your son’s photo is on buffettworld.com in the caption contest…” Sure ‘nuf! My son’s name is Jean Francois Larroux, IV. Buffett signed the guitar in french, “Play this guitar with all your heart…” When Jimmy heard my son’s great French name he asked him, “Hey Jean want me to teach you some curse words in French?” It was hilarious. We still have the guitar. No eBay. I’d sooner put my actual child on eBay (I have 3 of those). This was taken at the old Firedog Saloon in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi when Jimmy was filming the “Bama Breeze” video. I think the best caption for the photo would be something Biblical: “Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it…” Let it be written. Let it be done.
The caption should read – a “sign” of the times!
So you’ll take a turn here at Margaritaville then head Southwest of Disorder
” Not only is this new Margaritaville superglue work great on wood, you should see it fix flipflops!”
” Not only does this new Margaritaville superglue work great on wood, you should see it fix flipflops!”
I’m tellin’ ya, it’s 1974 in Key West me and Jerry Jeff were so wasted, we were trying to play our guitars like this.
that’s Buffett with 2 t’s.
With this note, your teacher will understand the meaning of ‘Math Suks’
Okay, so you take a left at the Port of Indicision, go just past that One Particular Harbor and Margaritaville is just on the Right.
Look it’s the Captain and the kid
I can PROVE it isn’t lost! I”ll draw you a map to the shaker of salt, but watch out for those pop tops!
Someday when I grow up to be as popular as you, I will sign autographs for my fin fans too Jimmy.
Don’t worry, this tattoo won’t hurt one bit !
The song is called Kaya…K, A, Y, A.
Toes in the sand, with my Phriends.
Now make sure that you split the profits of the sale from this guitar with me, I’m a businessman you know!
Nice Pirate Hat….. Whats your dad’s name?
ENTRY FOR CAPTION….
” Lets see, is it Buffet’, or Buffett’, ”
..”anymore, I haven’t got a clue”..
Math Suks!
Thanks for letting me borrow your pen….at my age, I have to remember the set-list somehow!
“Hey kid, I’ll trade you my Martin for that candy bar!”
This autographed guitar will be a good trade for your hat!
Go back, go back, back to Jamaica……
With this guitar, you can bring the bama breeze back to life.
Now watch closely, when you have nothing else to roll on, a guitar’ll work
Ya mon, good stuff….we would’ve never found this new way to play the guitar!
Man, it’s hard to autograph this driftwood.
Aut plus aut gozinta……….. OK Kid, the guitar AND the candy bar for the hat.
Hey Jimmy, wake-up…..you’re snoring!
Thanks Jimmy but there’s only one ” t ” in rasta
Pssst….Jimmy, that’s a guitar, not a bongo drum
Jimmy, are you sure this will get us chicks?
Jimmy, are you sure that you’re not going to lose these directions that I’m giving you to the party?
Okay, I’ll explain it to you one more time. You are selling these candy bars for your school at $1 each. We relabel them to say “Margarittaville Bars” and sell them at all my concerts for $7 each. Your school still gets their $1 for each bar, but sells a million more bars, and we each get $3 apiece for each bar sold. And that young man, is what you call “marketing”.
Here’ya go Jimmy, my pen might work better than yours
Jimmy, just make sure that I get my commission for this new hit song, ok?
What a pinner dude, times really are tough, aren’t they?
Jimmy, shouldn’t you be using a mirror for that?
Jimmy, if you’re going to be in my band, you will need more stage presence than this….
Look, I’ll sign this for you. But you’re going to have to buy a T-shirt.
Jimmy, try turning it around the other way….
Ok, Here’s what I need it to say ” To the next Banky Banks” I told my friends I would be a star!!!
With dreadlocks that hat would be perfect for you.
hey,”make sure it is spelled right, J-I-M-M-Y- B-U-F-F-E-T-T” ok.
Tha’ts Parrot Head with a capital “P”!!!!
Hey Mr Buffett, how about you and i get out of here and grab a beer?
Hey , I’m writing a letter to mom. Do you mind if I have a little privacy here? I’ll be just a bit.
Hey your blocking my light!
All right, tell me how you want me to sign this again: A Pirate Looks at Ten?
You said your sisters name is what? I think I know her from some tiki bar in margaritaville. Its raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring… sorry I got side tracked.
now this is a guaranteed chick magnet!!!
“If I could just get it on parchment”
Even though math suks let’s try. Hmmmm, -14 degrees, 908.5 miles, average speed 7.7 MPH, 14 dogs, he’s from Jamaica, it’s snowed a lot, I chipped into help….. I think I got it! That equals with my help, Newton is definitely freezing his ass off.
“Sir, that’s two F’s, and two T’s”
now take this kid, it’s directions to never never land. tell the lost boys I’ll be there in two weeks.
…and the spirit never dies.
nonono….look what ya did….I said play it…not sign it…
wow… the girls are going to love me now!!!
Sure kid I’ll sign this for you but honestly, you’ve got to lose that hat, please!
I only know these 3 cords but its made me millions!
Let’s see………….how do I spell Margaritaville!!
Thanks Mr. B.–Mac’s line was really long and My parents are waiting, so I gotta run. But I really appreciate it.
Be glad to little soldier
Anytime!
Here, I’ll right it down for you. BR549.
Wait a minute. Not so fast. Go slower. Give me time to write this down.
We got fifteen dollars and a can of stp
A big ol jar of cashew nuts and a japanese tv
Feelin we had pulled the biggest heist of our career
We’re wanted men, we’ll strike again
But first lets have a beer
Yeah, yeah, that might work. Geez I was really strugglin’ with that verse. Thanks.
Here, take this note to any Margaritaville restaurant and they’ll give you a free cheeseburger, a tee shirt and a crazy hat..
Okay here’s my address and phone number. I let the staff off on Tuesdays and that’s Jane’s night out with the girls so i’ll be home alone. The code for the gate is 19fhg37*&%2 di38. When you drive in throw the dog a rib eye and he won’t bother you. He’s a crap guard dog.
This is how you draw a duck
Here’s the number to my cousin in Miami. He can take care of you…
It’s a Mexican cutie …
So its a left at the port of indecision and a right at the woman to blame and you’ll be in Margaritaville.
…….”I don’t know where you got it, but sure – I will autograph your OTHER left arm”
ok, i dont have a peice of paper. so where did you say i could get some good weed, im listening.
My favorite drink? It’s easy. Here I’ll write it down for ya.
It’s basically just good Caribbean rum, coconut water — the clear stuff from the coconut that you can now get in Whole Foods; not Coco Lopez — a fresh piece of lime, and lots of ice. That’s it. And if you lose this just go to margaritaville.com. It’s right there.
“Look kid, I don’t sign a damned thing for free. You either cough up the money or get the hell away from me. Don’t you know I’m a big phony? My persona is very caring and outgoing, but basically I’m a money hungy asshole.”
Here, pal this is how you finish a Suduko
Tic-tac-toe, 2 out of 3. If ‘ya win…. you get the guitar. if I win, I get your hat !
Hey kid we have to figure out our fishing plans so we’re prepared to catch the big one.
Ok, what’s the line that comes after, “nibblin’ on bananna bread” ?
Jimmy, a small pair of scissors works better….
Hear the words of the Rastaman say…..
Hey Jimmy, I can get more where that came from…
Yeah Jimmy, just sprinkle that in your favorite bannana bread recipe…
It’s the diamond as big as the Ritz….
Jimmy, I know that it’s only a seed, but……
Ahhhh…, so that’s how you twist them one-handed!
Your plans took’a skid, huh?
Geez….the lengths to which I go to for my impersonators!
God I want that kids hat, I hope that he’ll take this autographed guitar for it!
Jimmy, you REALLY think that it’ll be worth more with your initials scratched into it???
If this works, I’ll be back with a couple of Margaritas!
I’ll try to get an extra $10.00 for it since it has your autograph…
Can you add a shake & fries to the trade-in value?
No Jimmy, it’s an ” F “, not ” Ph ” …..
Thanks Jimmy, this’ll give you a lifetime membership to our beachhouse club!
I don’t know either….just sign the thing?
I promise this’ll keep’em from shooting at you!
Hey, who’re you callinga parakeet?
The treasure is located at 26*’01’09.00″ North & 80*06’57″ West
Don’t worry, I will be able to get Sylvestor to back out of the land deal in Hollywood for this autographed guitar!
Thanks Jimmy, with the sale of your autographed guitar, we might be able to afford a couple of Red Stripes!
Sweet…if I had a Martin Margaritaville guitar, I’d sleep with it too!
Yeah Jimmy, it’s a good trade….my hat for your autographed guitar, your watch, two backstage passes, all the cash in your wallet and a ride in the Falcon!
Hey Jimmy, maybe if we offer to give this autographed guitar to Steve, he’ll stop writing funny things about us
Ok, now you go this way and distract him, then I will sneak in and steal the peanut butter
No kid, I am NOT your father!
“I’m never gonna wash this guitar again.. ever!!”
Okay, tell Uncle Warren to Sell, Sell, Sell!!! Here, let me write it down for you.
OK Zac heres your guitar,—Thanks Mr. Buffett one day I want to put my toes in the water and my ass in the sand lay in the hot sun and roll me a fat one , just like you!