Buffett Caption Contest

posted December 30th, 2009 at 11:11 pm

by Josh

It’s been a while since we did our last Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest, but here we go again. Take a look at the below picture of Kinky Friedman and Jimmy and come up with your best caption for it:

Post your caption in the comments section of this post.

In a few days we’ll take a few of our favorite captions and put them in a poll for everyone to vote on their favorite.

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Barbara Verano

Seriously Jimmy, the Fish was this Big!!!!!
Geno Wolters

Hi Jimmy I hear you don’t blow smoke because you have the best joint Five O’clock all the time right(Kinky to Jimmy) Yeap Kinky, 2010′s just in time for fun again! (Jimmy to Kinky)
Ken shaw

LOOK Bubba, I KNOW You took the shaker of salt !!
http://ourkindofmusic.wordpress.com/ Blake (Donchuknow) Phillips

Do you think you could smuggle me a big box of Cuban cigars next time you go down there?
Theresa

Yup, Jimmy, these are my wings, but you CAN see them!
coolbreeze2444

Kinky: OK, my run for governor in Texas didn’t go so well, but I’m tellin’ ya, with you as my running mate, we can win the presidency in 2012.
parrothead42

I swear to God Jimmy! I took that little blue pill, and it got THIS long!
http://therealdogtalk.com Bubba Ross

Jimmy listen to me. It makes perfect sense. I’ll be governer and you’ll be my chief advisor. We’ll legalize weed in the great state of Texas!\par
What else do we have to do?
HDwalsh

Ok, Jimmy, can you explain that to me one more time. I don’t understand what makes ME a FRUITCAKE?!?!?
Kevin

All I’m saying Jummy is you’d probably have a hit if you just changed the lyrics to ‘two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese……”
mike robinson

For a little fellow that Willie has be biggest dad gum Willie you have ever seen.
SteveC

I’m telling you Jimmy, the Kinky Guy guitar strap with that hat make you ‘da man! How do you keep the girls away?
Cody

I don’t need a treatise here, Jimmy.
Rooster

I once rolled a blunt this big
lastmango57

I know Jimmy, you wrote Margaritaville in Texas, but you took off for Key West! What’s up with that?
Glenn Dale

I’m tellin’ ya Jimmy, you need to have some Yiddish in your lyrics
Colin Gerrard

The fins were this big, honest Kinky
Dave Blakely

Jimmy, if you wear a hat like mine, maybe you’ll be somebody some day.
buffettbug2

Oh No! What if the Hokey Pokey Really IS what it’s all about?!!? Just to be safe, I’m putting both hands in and shaking them all about!
http://LiveyParties.20m.com Jenn Lively

It’s 5:00 somewhere so let’s call Jerry Jeff, Lyle Lovett and Willie Nelson and start messing with this side of Texas!
Paul

I swear Jimmy, his Kosher dill was this big!
Steve

You think you feel good now? Take a hit off this thing and wait 2 minutes.
Steve

Don’t laugh. I’m tellin’ ya, you give me this much money and I swear I can get The Jewboys up and runnin’ again. Or Maybe I’ll just run for governor again. It’s a toss up.
Jamy Bryant

I swear Jimmy that bone fish was this big and it had your shaker of salt in it’s mouth!
max

Kinky: He Jimmy, did I ever tell you about how I got my name “Kinky”?\par
Jimmy: Goodgoogilymoogily.
george borisov

Ok Jimmy explain this oh wise one, my friend whos’s married told me that he’s getting sex on the side, and yes……it’s been awhile for me, but when the hell did they move it ?????
thibs

Oh Jimmy. Now you do know your success over the years? It was because of me. You do know that don’t you???
Bunky

You’re so kinky, did it really used to be that long?
Suburban Beachbum

Jimmy, I’m telling you– let the custom made, pearl inlaid guitar slip from your hands and I’ll replace it with this electrical one I had flown in from Ja-pan!
michael c. mascari

And that is what they told me to tell you!
Keith

“I swear Jimmy, it was a mortal sin this big!”
patnparadise

It’s 5 O’Clock in Anguilla ALL DAY
Marcus

Hey Jimmy, did you hear what President Clinton said I could do with this cigar?
vicknparadise

I found your Lost Shaker of Salt at \par
Bankies Dune Preserve in Anguilla right after your show 2 yrs.ago STILL Have it
Brian W

Unlike you Jimmy…I do have exes in Texas!
sue

“I swear it Bubba, the dang thing was THIS BIG!!!” – Kinky explaining to Jimmy about the one that got away.
http://buffettworld.com terri

I’m tellin’ ya Bubba, I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!
De

Kinky: “I know you wanna be like me, but seriously Jimmy, give me back my guitar.”\par
Jimmy: I wonder if I continue to smile politely….. will he forget that I swiped his shoulder strap……
Suburban Beachbum

Jimmy, as the oldest living Jew in Texas who doesn’t own any real estate, I cannot mis meat with dairy so I’m gonna have to pass on the cheesburger… and, no, the kosher pickle don’t make it okay!!
Wayne-O

Damn right JImmy! You as president and me as your VP, we will certainly patch the hole in this sinking ship!!!
meeye

Jimmy, I once had a pencil thin mustache thiiiis long…….
Rick

Comon Jimmy let’s sing the “5 dollar foot long” song together.
Finchef

“I gotta find out which crew member issued this clown a back stage pass!”
Finchef

Ya Know James, the Japanese Steakhouse dacor may not be that big of a hit on tour!
http://msn bob mead

Its called structure J.B., STRUCTURE !
MYSHARKS

“And the Margarita was this big!”
Sosa

Its for me medicinal purposes, really!!! Sure it is Kinky
J Johnson

Final offer, take it or leave it. 10 point spread on the Cowboys over the Dolphins is the best offer you’re gonna get.
brucie

My last wife’s ass was 3 feet wide.
Cpt Guavaberry

Honestly Jimmy, surfing in a hurricane lasts about this long.
J Johnson

Ever feel like you’re being trampled to death by a herd of turtles?
Queen Carrie

Jimmy: The Kinky and Jimmy Show? Hmmm, dont think so but keep smiling.
Cat

Kinky: Jimmy, it really got this BIG!
Captain Tony

Jimmy the mullet was this big – shoulda been in Hoot!
Capt Blak

I’m tellin’ you Jimmy, when I get elected Govenor of Texas I’m tappin’ you for Ambassador to Mexico, Special Envoy to C0zumel, hell… whatever you want !
cameron

Whos the Blonde Stranger!
Rick

That Margaritaville Cafe is awesome! The margaritas were flowing and the cheeseburgers in paradise were huge!
Cabo-Wabo

So you’re telling me that Pirate song isn’t about me?
K. J. Polk

Look man, I don’t give a hoot how much it will cost. Just come and play for me at my Bar-B-Q. I’ll even throw in some Texas Brisket to sweeten the deal.
rgtopda

Yes it’s this big!Why do u think they call me Kinky Friedman ???
http://treetopflyer01.com Jack

You say there’s nothin’ like this out here in West Texas? Let me tell you my friend–How do you think I got my name?
Bill Eberhardt

And I thought Billy Martin died 20 years ago!
Bryan

It is this big and you know its kinky.
Bert

I swear Jimmy, I missed being Mayor by this much…….
mytoplesscar

Oh Come on Jimmy, Let’s head for the docks and set some sails, do a little fishing and drink a little rum…
Kevin P.

Don’t blame me, cause I’m crazy like you, I run around this town doin what I want to do!
John Savoie

Now Jimmy this is the way you play it!
SteveS

I’m telling you Jimmy, it was a $5 foot long!!!
joel

“thats where i bought these shrimpskin boots at jimmy”
mike

I was eating sponge cake and drinkin a bottle of rum with a lime….
http://buffettworld.com terri

God, Jimmy, I can’t believe your forgot the words again!
http://www.tikikev.com Tiki Kev

Stop laughing Jimmy, Getting old sucks. I have to stand this close in front of a mirror to see it. Finding it is a whole other story.
Fins Fan

Tell me Jimmy, Who is this crawfish clown that’s always begging you for money?
George

I know a woman’s to blame.
mike

Damn, this cuban cigar is good…send me more !!!!
Lou Bristol

Honest, Jimmy, not only was it piled high, up to the sky, but Carmen’s hat was this wide!
Matthew Nowak

My salt shaker was about this big…. have you seen it Jimmy?
Spanky

I’m tellen ya Jimmy, I was with Willie the other night and he rolled one “this big.”
Charlie

Two Rabbis walk into a tiki bar…………………..
Trent

Jimmy, let me tell you about something else we gotta’ drink about…
Jay

“Ok, ok Jimmy. When I am elected governor, we will rename the capital ” Margaritaville.”
Eric LaFever

Well Jimmy…I see you found my guitar strap. How would you like it if I took your flip flops?
Eric LaFever

I’m tellin’ ya Jimmy…..Margaritaville Cigars…..that’s the way to go.
Ron Clegg

So, whatayathink Jimmy, do I look like Richard Petty?
Tim

Come on Jimmy lets hug. It will make one Hell of a picture for the caption contest on BUFFETTWORLD.COM. Besides they don’t call me Kinky for nothing.
Bob Kleiser

I told you Jimmy, to put all your money into the Zhu Zhu Pet, but noooooooo, you didn’t listen!!
Dale Patterson

Jimmy, if I get elected we’ll repeal the smoking ban and have cigars this big.
Jason McLain

Come on Jimmy you need to run for President and get us out of this depression.
Capt Charlie

And he caught it on 3 lb test……..
Connie

“Now thats a Man”
Surfer Joe

Honest Jimmy I missed being Governor by this much..
Henry

Listen Jimmy the reason my name is written in pink on that guitar strap is this…………………….!
Fins up

Jimmy, you mean to tell me that Mac’s head is really this big?\par
No wonder they couldn’t find a helmet big enough for him to play in.
Deanna

I swear to God Jimmy, the fat ones in Texas are this big!!
sonofasonofacowboy

and Jimmy you could run as my VP. What’d ya say?
Joseph

I lost the governor’s race by THIS much!
Jack Ward

Hey Jim; How about Margarittaville Cigar Bars?
http://buffetworld dale

Look Jimmy, If i can run for public office in Texas, \par
with your following, you can win the seat of President of the US.\par
“I can see it now-”WE THE PARROTHEADS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”
http://www.buffettworld.com Bchubb

i swear jimmy, her mouth was this wide !!!!!!1
Eric Meiier

“I swear the bonefish was this big . . . and it was listening to your new album Buffett Hotel!”
TomT

How about you let me borrow the Coral Reefer name for my next brand of cigars…
sonofasonofacowboy

so Jimmy let me get this straight, every song must include drinking AND women?
bonefishbill

Kinki: ” Come on Jimmy, you promised we would pay the mini-mart back”
Trey

So….Um…. Ever been to the jungle?
storm550

Seriously Jimmy, I really need another case of those Margaritaville Paradise Key Teas!
billygolfer

Let’s blow this joint and head to Key West!!!
http://JimmyBuffeyWorld talking parrot

Call it “Country” and they will play you on the radio,trust me!
Guy

Jimmy Buffett is that you.
Monty5

Jimmy–Breathe in—-Breathe out—Dear God when will he move on?
Jack Ward

Jim, I missed you in Timbuctu by this much.
Sarah Brunson

Jimmy…Give me a big YEE-HAW for Govenor 2010!
Lee

Jimmy, there’s this five dollar foot long at Subway.
Cat

Kinky: “If I were you, I’d hang unto a rhumba man like me”!
brandy

how the hell are ya? whats so funny?
Marguerite Walker

I’m telling you Jimmy, there wasn’t anything behind Door Number 3 !
crawfish

I telling ya Jimmy, It was this big.\par
And I had too flush twice
Randy “Doc”

No kidding, THIS BIG and I ain’t talkin’ bout a fish!
Larry

I’m sorry Jimmy, the guitar strap is all I can do…the rest is up to you.
jc

‘Jimmy, I ‘m telling you, Elin hit Tiger so hard, he had a lump on his head THIS big!’
Jamie Showers

Seriously Jimmy, I am not Kix Brooks. I am this much taller than him !
conch Harbor

So I’m hanging with Bill Clinton, Willie Nelson, and Woody Harrelson and they roll this joint as big as Monicas ass…

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