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Why Don’t We Get Drunk

by Jimmy Buffett

from the album You Had To Be There: Jimmy Buffett Live In Concert
originally from the album A White Sport Coat And A Pink Crustacean

Lyrics

I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don’t look too clear
So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw

Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up with Elmer’s glue
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey, I don’t think that’s true
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw
Alright boys and girls, let’s swing

(Instrumental)

Why don’t we get stoned and screw
Oh how’d you like that!
I just found a little good Columbian herb
And we’ll smoke it all me and you
After all of that shit, If either one of us can move
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw