Buffett Caption Contest
posted November 9th, 2008 at 9:59 pm by Josh Martin |
Put your creative hat on ’cause it’s time for another Buffett Caption Contest!
Make up your own caption for the image below and post it in the Comments Section. We’ll choose a few of the best and put them in a poll in a few days for everyone to vote on their favorite.
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Oh NO, Madaket Harbor!
Hey, don’t look at me…nobody bothered to tell me there weren’t any floats on this thing! Hope you can swim…
I don’t know where I’m a-gonna go, but the volcano just blew!
Oh No! Another Jamaica mistaka
Auto What?
WHAT NO STERN !!!!!
This is my strumming hand…
It’s 5 O’Clock somewhere, where’s my drink?
WO!!!NOT ANOTHER JAMACIA MISTAICA!!!
“It must be some womens fault”
Smuggling Ecstacy!?! Not Me!!!
Heck, don’t ask me. How would I know why they’re shootin’ at us?
Ya see this hand? The next one of you kids who asks “Are we there yet” is gonna get this upside their head.
Damnit Jane, if you think you can do any better, drag your behind up hear and take the stick. God, I hate back seat drivers.
Everbody duck!!! There’s some asshole firing at us!!
They must think this is a ganja plane
Who knew – Parrotheads live on Mars
he’s on his third drink before the wheels of the plan hits the ground
Look!! No hands!
Look, mom! No Hands! I did turn in to the people you warned me about!
alright………….where the hell is margaritaville?
Hey, does anybody know what this blinking red light means? It’s right next to the fuel thingy.
Look Mom no FINS…..
Okay gang, listen up. The bad news is the landing gear won’t lock. The good news is your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device.
Anybody wanna guess what I’m doing with my other hand?
Hey, you guys wanna go down to Key West for the day? PBI says Jack Nicklaus has 2 flat tires and is stuck right in the middle of the runway so we can’t land.
No hands, no Jane, no Coral Reefers, no Parrot Heads, Free at last, free at last, THANKS to my plane I’m free at last!
What do you mean, “This ain’t the place.” We’re exactly between the Port of Indecision and Southwest of Disorder.
OK, left hand says Jamacia, right hand says we drink till the fuel runs out, and see if we land close to Madagascar and find out if those crazy animals really talk!!!!
Not now, we are getting close to the Port of Indecision!
Where is Christmas Island?
I don’t know where I’m a gonna go
WOW We Baracked the vote!! Obama is President Elect!!!
Oh My God, I can’t remember how tto get back to Key West, it’s been way to long!!
5 times!!! I’ve only crashed 5 times!! Relax!! Have another beer!!
Raise your hand if you want to buzz the nude beach again!
Hey, do y’all remember that naval survival training I took? Guess what?
HOLY CRAP! I thought I got rid of you at the last stop!
Charleston, will you take that danged quitar away from Mac? I mean I am a little busy trying to fly us out of a hurricane here. Good grief!
I’m a treetop flyer, and they promised not to shoot me out of the sky! WE ARE NOT THE GANJA PLANE!
Hey guys, look out the starboard windows on our 3 o’clock at the F22 Raptor. Wait a minute, that’s a Cuban MIG. And the SOB’s shootin’ me the bird. Where the hell are we anyway?
Hands, what hands? Idon’t need no stinkin’ hands!
Way to go Jane. I’m gettin’ ready to set this freakin’ bird down in Paris and you wait ’til now to tell me you packed that danged Foltz again.
Were late for the party!!!
Yeah man, make that 5 Cheeseburgers and 5 Lank Sharks… to go. Ah, Paradise!
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know where Ima gonna . . .
“How the hell do I know where we are!”
hey, i just thought up another song!!
“We spent ninety-gillion dollars to get a look at Mars and all I got was this lousy hat…”
“Anybody been to Janaica? It’s kinda kidney shaped, isn’t it”?
5 minutes till we hit Jamacian airspace…..put on your bullet proof vests!!
OMG! All this Political Unrest in America!?!? It’s back to St.Barths to get away from it ALL! It’s a dangerous world for sure! Can’t we just all get along??
Which button dispenses the Margaritas????
For the last time, you kids put that Guitar Hero up. Sheesh!
Somebody stepped on a duck hell. Cameron, the next time Savannah does that reach over there and slap the tar outa her. Oh, that was Mom. Sorry.
I don’t care if you are going through menopause Jane. I got a plane to fly. Take your Zoloft. You forgot it? Good grief, do you know how long it takes to get to Paris? One of us is gonna need a parachute and it ain’t me.
Jimmy, sweetheart, honey, sugar, this may not be the time or place but how do you feel about us having a fourth child?
STD, of course I know what it stands for. Why do you ask?
Somebody hand me an Imodium tablet, quick.
This is only my fifth Margarita!!!! What’s your point.
It wasn’t me. I swear i didn’t touch anything!!!
Y’all can bitch all you want. I’ll play a political rally for who I damn well please. Now shut up.
Hey, did y’all know a falcon can do a full loop? Watch this.
My God Jane. Don’t put that thing on in here. Halloween is over you know.
Jane, don’t you ever bring that up in here about that priest and me when I was a boy. And besides, I told you that in confidence.
I’m craving a $5 footlong…
JOSH! Get up here and fly this thing!
Which way to the end of the World?!?
You fellows are getting a little personal, aren’t you? With JB’s family?? I wasn’t aware that this is a “blog site” …Thought it was “write a caption”.. There ought to be some respect for privacy…seems to me. Or maybe you are “old friends” of the family?
!! However, I do think he hates all the political madness, destruction, etc. that has evolved in our World, and would rather run away ’til it’s OVER. Like, stick his head in the Carribean sand. Wouldn’t we all..
Strange friends?! I only wanted to poke a little fun..make a point re: his political endorsement, which was a disappointment.
Can’t believe he supports Obama’s LIB views
Too bad, ’cause it’s not going away anytime very soon.
How many flying lessons have I had? This many!!!!
What;s your point?
I’ve been doing ‘this many’ decades….how ’bout Chesney?
Everyone… Fins to the left!
I swear we’ve only come for chicken!
I-make-a-mistaka?!
Now…you said Margaritaville is some place past the point of indecision?
Hell yeah, I’m going to do AT LEAST 5 more TOURS and maybe 5 more after that! Flying planes is my hobby…..entertaining those Parrotheads is WHAT I DO!.
I said “No plane on Sunday!”
Yes…Bloggers…I see an improvement! A big IMPROVEMENT.
I like…”I said, No plane on Sunday!”
GOOD ONE!
OH SH*T! We just entered Jamaica’s airspace!!! Put on your bulletproof vest and pray that they are a bad shot! Otherwise, we can kiss our ass good-bye!
You had how many landsharks on our layover??
Wow, I can’t afford to fly with these gas prices !!!
Look maw, no hands.
Its five O’CLOCK somewhere. Hell, yes I want a margarita!
Look oficer , I only had 5 margaritas!
Oh I forgot about the MOTM Obama was in town!!!!!!
i shit my pants 5 times and only had 4 diapers left!
you should have gone before we left
“I can’t help but wonder, at a time like this, what would Jimmy Buffett do?”
i swear ill turn this plane around
Back off! It’s a lie! There’s no one named ‘Barack’ stowed away under my seat!!
What do you mean, We Didn’t bring aboard the Tequila!!!
How many shots in a HURRICANE?
Hey… Enough with all the ‘boozy comments’ and jokes.. No tequila and beer aboard. I gotta fly this baby and there’ll be whatever I want when I get there! I can’t be your HERO today…
Destination: It’s a big SECRET!
What do you mean, you didn’t bring the Tequila 0n board!!!
EVERYBODY DUCK!!!
It’s 5 o’clock somwhere in 5.4.3.2.1….woooh!
Don’t worry, I’ve only had 5 Margarita’s before puttin this baby in the air!
What? Not enough hours to earn my Silver Wings
Hey guys – looks like we’ll be stranded on a sandbar….
That’s my story – and I’m stickin’ to it!!!!
Aw shucks…blocked out…guess I broke a rule?!
If you watch recent UTube video w/JB and James Tayor…Tribute to JT… Kinda says a mouthful.. great speech. We all grow older..don’t have to grow up!!
Here’s to Barometer Soup!! Fly Safe!!
Thats FIVE MOTM`s now were I just didn`t show up!
Someday I`m gonna have to make it down there while I am in Tampa!
It must be 5 o’clock somewhere.
OK!! Chill! Chill! She doesn’t know what MOTM is??? (And it doesn’t sound good!)
I’m OLDER person! Duh! Ahem, but younger than JB… I’m also free to give an opinion… Hello?
Shit, it’s another Jamaica Mistaica. I thought they figured out last time I wasn’t a damn drug runner
Hello?? MOTM.. Can’t put it on the page ….huh? TSK!
Hey …I’m no PRUDE.. Love to have a good time and some Margaritas too. (salt, thank you!) There’s no need for calling rude names, if that’s what it is….??
I’ve said all I want to… So ..take the floor. This was fun!! Tampa???!!
OMG!!!!! I’m flying! Now What????
“I”m a man! I don’t NEED directions!”
With a Rum drink in my hand, Looking for a place to land.
I’m an Island Hopper.
Give me 5 Minutes and I’ll learn how to land this thing.
All I need is a Rum Drink in my hand, And I’ll look for a place to land.
“I guess this wouldn’t be a good time for another ‘Senior Moment”?
I am going to give you to five to put that camera down
OMG! YOU FORGOT THE BLENDER!!??? PARROTHEADS WILL ROLL!!!
BACK SEAT DRIVERS JAMAICA ME CRAZY!
You should see what I’m doing with my other hand.
i asked you 5 count um 5 times if you had the directions
Hell, I’ve only had five drinks…it’s not a problem!
Hey, Thank you, but I know where the start button is.
HA!…YOU LAUGH? THERE’S ONLY ONE PARACHUTE!!!
…..IT’S MY OWN DAMN FAULT!!
No plane on Sunday? What now?
JANE, I DROPPED THE JOINT BETWEEN MY LEGS, QUICK, HELP ME FIND IT !
OH HELL, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY MAP!!!!
” hold on, I Overheard the engineer
Say somethin’ ’bout the landing gear
i can’t believe they still let me fly these things.
I’m not making another Jamica Mistaka!
There wasn’t even a spliff!
For the fifth and final time, this is a flying boat, NOT a commercial aircraft…WE DON”T HAVE IN FLIGHT BEVERAGE SERVICE OR A LAVATORY!!!
NOW I DONT’ KNOW WHERE IM’A GONNA GO WHEN THE VOLCANO BLOWS. GROUND SHES MOVIN UNDER ME, TIDAL WAVES OUT ON THE SEA, SUMMER SMOKE UP IN THE SKY. HOPE ITS NOT MY PLANE. MAYBE I’LL GO SEE MR UGLY ON CHRISTMAS ISLAND AND DRINK MY LANDSHARK LAGER
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O.K. Who broke banana wind back there?
OH CRAP! WHERE IS MY CELL PHONE? EVERYBODYS ON THE PHONE. SO CONNECTED AND ALL ALONE. TEXT ME ,SEND AN E-MAIL ,RING ME UP, GIVE ME A CALL.
Yes , I said 5 Margarittas,I have it on auto pilot.
The Parrothead Club at 30,000….let’s do it !!!
What do I do now?
Hey… Why don’t y’all take a break from those stupid ParrotHead remarks…You’re sounding like a broken record!
NO PLANE on SUNDAY… Deal with it!
I am an over victim of fate
I am an over 50 victim of fate
Hey-throw me a Landshark before I land this thing stone cold sober!
Smuggle????? Not me! I’m Jimmy Buffett….you know…..I’ve only got Boat Drinks!
There ya go! Over 50.. 5 – 0!
Next … It’s 60…6 – 0!! (Don’t have 6 fingers to hold up) It’s a rude awakening… But stick with me… We ain’t dead yet and wrinkles only go where the smiles have been!
Ready for takeoff!!
….five minutes, just five minutes! I’ll pick up the kids, get some milk and walk the dog when I get back….promise!
I’m just the story teller,,what next!!
They shot from the lighthouse, they shot from the highway, they shot from the top of the cliff,… we’re catching fire…… I am not the ganga plane!!!
Enough of ‘Jamaica Mistaica’ already! I’m still working on ‘Too Long in Toulon’, but maybe I’d better rethink that one? I don’t wanna ruin my ‘French Connection’!
I swear I only had fibe dwinks. Welax, we juzz hit some tubulenze, that’s all.
Ooohh CRAP Coral Reefers, the teleprompter just went down. Its time to wing it again!!!
I don’t know where I’m gonna go
Five parachutes… Why? How many people do we have on board?
I’ve told you five times Janey! They promised not to shoot me out of the sky!
Ok, are we going on five or is it one, two, three, four, five then go?
Who the hell are you and where the hell am I ?
“Hands up, baby, hands up…” Yeah, I’m gonna add THAT to the setlist!
“No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
Wanna see why they call this a cockpit?
ANY PARTICULAR HARBOR???
I forgot to get fuel!
“Good God Almighty which way do I steer?!?”
Who the heck came up with the term “near miss”? How can you have a “near miss”? It’s a “near hit”, and we just had one.
Hey! Anyone got a wipe?
I’ve been a member of the mile high club at least 5 times!
Setting this baby down in 5 – radioed ahead the blender is rendering
Flaps to the left, Flaps to the right.
Kinky? Kinky Friedman?? Nada! He’s not a stowaway here either!! I’ll invite him down later…. unless, he gets too busy campaigning for Sarah.. Ya never know?
Told ya…we are NOT the ganga plane!
You put your right hand in, you put your hand out, you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about.
What’s wrong with you Mr. Utley??? Yes, I have been here before !!
What has four eye’s and two barrels? I don’t know whrere Joe Merchant is!!
$500 for a one way flight to Wasilia Alaska, Sarah
AND…Wasilla temperatures way too cold for me, Sarah. But, I LOVE your spirit & sense of adventure. And if I had some money honey, I’d strap you in beside me. Oops I forgot, I do have $$ now…. So c’mon aboard!! We gotta go where it’s WARM!
But I swear, “I didn’t steal no peanut butter.”
Bermuda triangle! It’s still 5 o’clock here!
JAMACIANS!!!!!!!!!!
Oh come on Mac. For the last time, will you put some clothes on!!!
I only come for chicken!
“Have you seen my cell phone?”
no i dont think that alan jackson guy is going to be here, but it still will be 5 o”clock somewhere.
5 O’Clock…5 O’Clock…That’s getting old too!
Where I’m going…. It’s not even a factor!
AM….or …..PM!! That’s only a rule in the Mad Mad Mad Mad World! When can I expect an end to these stupid “comments”!?
Dammit kiwibird, will you please just shut up!!!!!
Hold it… Don’t rush me! Need to make a pit stop in Cape Hattarus first… A little shopping to do! Hmmm… NECESSITIES! Will need some new toys and whatever else I can’t live without for !
(?) to finish:
whatever else I can’t live without for my secret “destination”!
FRUIT CAKES!!! Five of them naked in the cross walk, should I do a fly by?
Five more river dancers… They all want to be reefer dancers… I made mistaka!!!!!!!
I dropped the “LAST MANGO”
I don’t know where I’m gonna go
I don’t think I packed my lucky shaker of salt!
WHERE THE HELL IS MARGARITAVILLE!
Okay, who got something sticky on this thing?