Buffett Caption Contest

posted November 9th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

187 Comments »
by Josh Martin

Put your creative hat on ’cause it’s time for another Buffett Caption Contest!

Make up your own caption for the image below and post it in the Comments Section. We’ll choose a few of the best and put them in a poll in a few days for everyone to vote on their favorite.

Tagged in Aviation, Caption Contest

  • http://therealdogtalk.com Bubba

    Oh NO, Madaket Harbor!

  • Landshark

    Hey, don’t look at me…nobody bothered to tell me there weren’t any floats on this thing! Hope you can swim…

  • Zack Timmons

    I don’t know where I’m a-gonna go, but the volcano just blew!

  • Joe

    Oh No! Another Jamaica mistaka

  • http://www.fucknfunny.com Roger Reins

    Auto What?

  • BEVERLY RASLER

    WHAT NO STERN !!!!!

  • http://www.fucknfunny.com Roger Reins

    This is my strumming hand…

  • Paul

    It’s 5 O’Clock somewhere, where’s my drink?

  • Pat Ellis

    WO!!!NOT ANOTHER JAMACIA MISTAICA!!!

  • http://buffettworld.com Frank

    “It must be some womens fault”

  • Will Haney

    Smuggling Ecstacy!?! Not Me!!!

  • Steve

    Heck, don’t ask me. How would I know why they’re shootin’ at us?

  • Steve

    Ya see this hand? The next one of you kids who asks “Are we there yet” is gonna get this upside their head.

  • Steve

    Damnit Jane, if you think you can do any better, drag your behind up hear and take the stick. God, I hate back seat drivers.

  • http://www.buffettworld.com wayne-o

    Everbody duck!!! There’s some asshole firing at us!!
    They must think this is a ganja plane

  • Marcia

    Who knew – Parrotheads live on Mars

  • Eddie

    he’s on his third drink before the wheels of the plan hits the ground

  • Eric

    Look!! No hands!

  • Chrissy

    Look, mom! No Hands! I did turn in to the people you warned me about!

  • jill

    alright………….where the hell is margaritaville?

  • Steve

    Hey, does anybody know what this blinking red light means? It’s right next to the fuel thingy.

  • Mike O’Rourke

    Look Mom no FINS…..

  • Steve

    Okay gang, listen up. The bad news is the landing gear won’t lock. The good news is your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device.

  • Steve

    Anybody wanna guess what I’m doing with my other hand?

  • Steve

    Hey, you guys wanna go down to Key West for the day? PBI says Jack Nicklaus has 2 flat tires and is stuck right in the middle of the runway so we can’t land.

  • http://METROPHC.com LI ALX

    No hands, no Jane, no Coral Reefers, no Parrot Heads, Free at last, free at last, THANKS to my plane I’m free at last!

  • Tom

    What do you mean, “This ain’t the place.” We’re exactly between the Port of Indecision and Southwest of Disorder.

  • Pam

    OK, left hand says Jamacia, right hand says we drink till the fuel runs out, and see if we land close to Madagascar and find out if those crazy animals really talk!!!!

  • Gonzo!

    Not now, we are getting close to the Port of Indecision!

  • Steve

    Where is Christmas Island?

  • Marcia

    I don’t know where I’m a gonna go

  • John Hegedus

    WOW We Baracked the vote!! Obama is President Elect!!!

  • Sam Forsythe

    Oh My God, I can’t remember how tto get back to Key West, it’s been way to long!!

  • http://buffetworld.com greg cushman

    5 times!!! I’ve only crashed 5 times!! Relax!! Have another beer!!

  • Bluedog

    Raise your hand if you want to buzz the nude beach again!

  • Steve

    Hey, do y’all remember that naval survival training I took? Guess what?

  • Katherine

    HOLY CRAP! I thought I got rid of you at the last stop!

  • Steve

    Charleston, will you take that danged quitar away from Mac? I mean I am a little busy trying to fly us out of a hurricane here. Good grief!

  • Dana

    I’m a treetop flyer, and they promised not to shoot me out of the sky! WE ARE NOT THE GANJA PLANE!

  • Steve

    Hey guys, look out the starboard windows on our 3 o’clock at the F22 Raptor. Wait a minute, that’s a Cuban MIG. And the SOB’s shootin’ me the bird. Where the hell are we anyway?

  • bud

    Hands, what hands? Idon’t need no stinkin’ hands!

  • Steve

    Way to go Jane. I’m gettin’ ready to set this freakin’ bird down in Paris and you wait ’til now to tell me you packed that danged Foltz again.

  • Chris W

    Were late for the party!!!

  • http://www.wish-upon-a-faerie.com BlondeStranger

    Yeah man, make that 5 Cheeseburgers and 5 Lank Sharks… to go. Ah, Paradise!

  • Chip

    I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know where Ima gonna . . .

  • http://www.jasonstiffey.com Jason Stiffey

    “How the hell do I know where we are!”

  • jean parr

    hey, i just thought up another song!!

  • Nicklas Hamilton

    “We spent ninety-gillion dollars to get a look at Mars and all I got was this lousy hat…”

  • Kevin Roberge

    “Anybody been to Janaica? It’s kinda kidney shaped, isn’t it”?

  • kevin

    5 minutes till we hit Jamacian airspace…..put on your bullet proof vests!!

  • kiwibird

    OMG! All this Political Unrest in America!?!? It’s back to St.Barths to get away from it ALL! It’s a dangerous world for sure! Can’t we just all get along??

  • Bev

    Which button dispenses the Margaritas????

  • Steve

    For the last time, you kids put that Guitar Hero up. Sheesh!

  • Steve

    Somebody stepped on a duck hell. Cameron, the next time Savannah does that reach over there and slap the tar outa her. Oh, that was Mom. Sorry.

  • Steve

    I don’t care if you are going through menopause Jane. I got a plane to fly. Take your Zoloft. You forgot it? Good grief, do you know how long it takes to get to Paris? One of us is gonna need a parachute and it ain’t me.

  • Steve

    Jimmy, sweetheart, honey, sugar, this may not be the time or place but how do you feel about us having a fourth child?

  • Steve

    STD, of course I know what it stands for. Why do you ask?

  • Steve

    Somebody hand me an Imodium tablet, quick.

  • Joe

    This is only my fifth Margarita!!!! What’s your point.

  • Sean

    It wasn’t me. I swear i didn’t touch anything!!!

  • Steve

    Y’all can bitch all you want. I’ll play a political rally for who I damn well please. Now shut up.

  • Steve

    Hey, did y’all know a falcon can do a full loop? Watch this.

  • Steve

    My God Jane. Don’t put that thing on in here. Halloween is over you know.

  • Steve

    Jane, don’t you ever bring that up in here about that priest and me when I was a boy. And besides, I told you that in confidence.

  • Lee Peterson

    I’m craving a $5 footlong…

  • Joe Everest

    JOSH! Get up here and fly this thing!

  • Joe Everest

    Which way to the end of the World?!?

  • kiwibird

    You fellows are getting a little personal, aren’t you? With JB’s family?? I wasn’t aware that this is a “blog site” …Thought it was “write a caption”.. There ought to be some respect for privacy…seems to me. Or maybe you are “old friends” of the family?
    Strange friends?! I only wanted to poke a little fun..make a point re: his political endorsement, which was a disappointment.
    Can’t believe he supports Obama’s LIB views :( !! However, I do think he hates all the political madness, destruction, etc. that has evolved in our World, and would rather run away ’til it’s OVER. Like, stick his head in the Carribean sand. Wouldn’t we all..
    Too bad, ’cause it’s not going away anytime very soon.

  • parrotdad

    How many flying lessons have I had? This many!!!!
    What;s your point?

  • Larry

    I’ve been doing ‘this many’ decades….how ’bout Chesney?

  • Jazz

    Everyone… Fins to the left!

  • Brian

    I swear we’ve only come for chicken!

  • TJ

    I-make-a-mistaka?!

  • Shauna

    Now…you said Margaritaville is some place past the point of indecision?

  • http://www.corgisrus.com Island gurl

    Hell yeah, I’m going to do AT LEAST 5 more TOURS and maybe 5 more after that! Flying planes is my hobby…..entertaining those Parrotheads is WHAT I DO!.

  • Pam

    I said “No plane on Sunday!”

  • kiwibird

    Yes…Bloggers…I see an improvement! A big IMPROVEMENT.

    I like…”I said, No plane on Sunday!”
    GOOD ONE!

  • http://www.myspace.com/umpnref Michael P Rolfes

    OH SH*T! We just entered Jamaica’s airspace!!! Put on your bulletproof vest and pray that they are a bad shot! Otherwise, we can kiss our ass good-bye!

  • chris

    You had how many landsharks on our layover??

  • kelly

    Wow, I can’t afford to fly with these gas prices !!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/finz2left ERIC J BABIN

    Look maw, no hands.

  • shane patton

    Its five O’CLOCK somewhere. Hell, yes I want a margarita!

  • Derek Beaulac

    Look oficer , I only had 5 margaritas!

  • troy

    Oh I forgot about the MOTM Obama was in town!!!!!!

  • crawfish

    i shit my pants 5 times and only had 4 diapers left!

  • woody

    you should have gone before we left

  • Jen

    “I can’t help but wonder, at a time like this, what would Jimmy Buffett do?”

  • woody

    i swear ill turn this plane around

  • kiwibird

    Back off! It’s a lie! There’s no one named ‘Barack’ stowed away under my seat!!

  • Kathy H

    What do you mean, We Didn’t bring aboard the Tequila!!!

  • http://www.fucknfunny.com Roger Reins

    How many shots in a HURRICANE?

  • kiwibird

    Hey… Enough with all the ‘boozy comments’ and jokes.. No tequila and beer aboard. I gotta fly this baby and there’ll be whatever I want when I get there! I can’t be your HERO today…
    Destination: It’s a big SECRET!

  • Kathy H

    What do you mean, you didn’t bring the Tequila 0n board!!!

  • Josh

    EVERYBODY DUCK!!!

  • Rich Baker

    It’s 5 o’clock somwhere in 5.4.3.2.1….woooh!

  • Jay

    Don’t worry, I’ve only had 5 Margarita’s before puttin this baby in the air!

  • Joanne

    What? Not enough hours to earn my Silver Wings

  • http://www.fucknfunny.com Roger Reins

    Hey guys – looks like we’ll be stranded on a sandbar….

  • http://www.fucknfunny.com Roger Reins

    That’s my story – and I’m stickin’ to it!!!!

  • kiwibird

    Aw shucks…blocked out…guess I broke a rule?!
    If you watch recent UTube video w/JB and James Tayor…Tribute to JT… Kinda says a mouthful.. great speech. We all grow older..don’t have to grow up!!
    Here’s to Barometer Soup!! Fly Safe!!

  • Tom Thompson

    Thats FIVE MOTM`s now were I just didn`t show up!
    Someday I`m gonna have to make it down there while I am in Tampa!

  • Steve Kover

    It must be 5 o’clock somewhere.

  • kiwibird

    OK!! Chill! Chill! She doesn’t know what MOTM is??? (And it doesn’t sound good!)

    I’m OLDER person! Duh! Ahem, but younger than JB… I’m also free to give an opinion… Hello?

  • parrothead mania

    Shit, it’s another Jamaica Mistaica. I thought they figured out last time I wasn’t a damn drug runner

  • kiwibird

    Hello?? MOTM.. Can’t put it on the page ….huh? TSK!
    Hey …I’m no PRUDE.. Love to have a good time and some Margaritas too. (salt, thank you!) There’s no need for calling rude names, if that’s what it is….??
    I’ve said all I want to… So ..take the floor. This was fun!! Tampa???!!

  • Kevon Walker

    OMG!!!!! I’m flying! Now What????

  • Darlene

    “I”m a man! I don’t NEED directions!”

  • http://www.stardzines.com Beach Bum Pirate Scott Ramsey

    With a Rum drink in my hand, Looking for a place to land.
    I’m an Island Hopper.

  • Susan Ramsey

    Give me 5 Minutes and I’ll learn how to land this thing.

  • Brandon Ramsey

    All I need is a Rum Drink in my hand, And I’ll look for a place to land.

  • gnomad1

    “I guess this wouldn’t be a good time for another ‘Senior Moment”?

  • rgtopda

    I am going to give you to five to put that camera down

  • Shari Lane

    OMG! YOU FORGOT THE BLENDER!!??? PARROTHEADS WILL ROLL!!!

  • Shari Lane

    BACK SEAT DRIVERS JAMAICA ME CRAZY!

  • Tenfixer

    You should see what I’m doing with my other hand.

  • woody

    i asked you 5 count um 5 times if you had the directions

  • chris green

    Hell, I’ve only had five drinks…it’s not a problem!

  • Bill

    Hey, Thank you, but I know where the start button is.

  • Shari Lane

    HA!…YOU LAUGH? THERE’S ONLY ONE PARACHUTE!!!

  • Shari Lane

    …..IT’S MY OWN DAMN FAULT!!

  • Bob

    No plane on Sunday? What now?

  • KOKOMO

    JANE, I DROPPED THE JOINT BETWEEN MY LEGS, QUICK, HELP ME FIND IT !

  • Barbara

    OH HELL, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY MAP!!!!

  • Darren

    ” hold on, I Overheard the engineer
    Say somethin’ ’bout the landing gear

  • http://buffetworld angie

    i can’t believe they still let me fly these things.

  • Tom White

    I’m not making another Jamica Mistaka!

  • Andy – Pittsburgh

    There wasn’t even a spliff!

  • Andy

    For the fifth and final time, this is a flying boat, NOT a commercial aircraft…WE DON”T HAVE IN FLIGHT BEVERAGE SERVICE OR A LAVATORY!!!

  • KOKOMO

    NOW I DONT’ KNOW WHERE IM’A GONNA GO WHEN THE VOLCANO BLOWS. GROUND SHES MOVIN UNDER ME, TIDAL WAVES OUT ON THE SEA, SUMMER SMOKE UP IN THE SKY. HOPE ITS NOT MY PLANE. MAYBE I’LL GO SEE MR UGLY ON CHRISTMAS ISLAND AND DRINK MY LANDSHARK LAGER :-) .

  • Swankdc

    O.K. Who broke banana wind back there?

  • KOKOMO

    OH CRAP! WHERE IS MY CELL PHONE? EVERYBODYS ON THE PHONE. SO CONNECTED AND ALL ALONE. TEXT ME ,SEND AN E-MAIL ,RING ME UP, GIVE ME A CALL.

  • John Andrews

    Yes , I said 5 Margarittas,I have it on auto pilot.

  • kelly

    The Parrothead Club at 30,000….let’s do it !!!

  • Amy

    What do I do now?

  • kiwibird

    Hey… Why don’t y’all take a break from those stupid ParrotHead remarks…You’re sounding like a broken record!
    NO PLANE on SUNDAY… Deal with it!

  • Sandy

    I am an over victim of fate

  • Sandy

    I am an over 50 victim of fate

  • Carol

    Hey-throw me a Landshark before I land this thing stone cold sober!

  • Carol

    Smuggle????? Not me! I’m Jimmy Buffett….you know…..I’ve only got Boat Drinks!

  • kiwibird

    There ya go! Over 50.. 5 – 0!
    Next … It’s 60…6 – 0!! (Don’t have 6 fingers to hold up) It’s a rude awakening… But stick with me… We ain’t dead yet and wrinkles only go where the smiles have been!
    Ready for takeoff!!

  • Anasound

    ….five minutes, just five minutes! I’ll pick up the kids, get some milk and walk the dog when I get back….promise!

  • Jim

    I’m just the story teller,,what next!!

  • Melissa Roy Leominster, MA

    They shot from the lighthouse, they shot from the highway, they shot from the top of the cliff,… we’re catching fire…… I am not the ganga plane!!!

  • kiwibird

    Enough of ‘Jamaica Mistaica’ already! I’m still working on ‘Too Long in Toulon’, but maybe I’d better rethink that one? I don’t wanna ruin my ‘French Connection’!

  • Steve

    I swear I only had fibe dwinks. Welax, we juzz hit some tubulenze, that’s all.

  • Tim Sawyer

    Ooohh CRAP Coral Reefers, the teleprompter just went down. Its time to wing it again!!!

  • Shirley Varns

    I don’t know where I’m gonna go

  • Tom

    Five parachutes… Why? How many people do we have on board?

  • probwhite

    I’ve told you five times Janey! They promised not to shoot me out of the sky!

  • Fred Murphy

    Ok, are we going on five or is it one, two, three, four, five then go?

  • John Martin III

    Who the hell are you and where the hell am I ?

  • fins2left

    “Hands up, baby, hands up…” Yeah, I’m gonna add THAT to the setlist!

  • Mahlen Sayre

    “No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

  • Jennifer

    Wanna see why they call this a cockpit?

  • Glenn Draper

    ANY PARTICULAR HARBOR???

  • steve p

    I forgot to get fuel!

  • Kayakman28

    “Good God Almighty which way do I steer?!?”

  • Steve

    Who the heck came up with the term “near miss”? How can you have a “near miss”? It’s a “near hit”, and we just had one.

  • shechris

    Hey! Anyone got a wipe?

  • http://buffetworld.com Mikey P

    I’ve been a member of the mile high club at least 5 times!

  • Sandy

    Setting this baby down in 5 – radioed ahead the blender is rendering

  • Andy

    Flaps to the left, Flaps to the right.

  • kiwibird

    Kinky? Kinky Friedman?? Nada! He’s not a stowaway here either!! I’ll invite him down later…. unless, he gets too busy campaigning for Sarah.. Ya never know?

  • Carolyn L.

    Told ya…we are NOT the ganga plane!

  • Steve

    You put your right hand in, you put your hand out, you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about.

  • kelly

    What’s wrong with you Mr. Utley??? Yes, I have been here before !!

  • Joel

    What has four eye’s and two barrels? I don’t know whrere Joe Merchant is!!

  • Frankie

    $500 for a one way flight to Wasilia Alaska, Sarah

  • kiwibird

    AND…Wasilla temperatures way too cold for me, Sarah. But, I LOVE your spirit & sense of adventure. And if I had some money honey, I’d strap you in beside me. Oops I forgot, I do have $$ now…. So c’mon aboard!! We gotta go where it’s WARM!

  • Ashley

    But I swear, “I didn’t steal no peanut butter.”

  • Rick

    Bermuda triangle! It’s still 5 o’clock here!

  • Tate Berends

    JAMACIANS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kevin Brennan

    Oh come on Mac. For the last time, will you put some clothes on!!!

  • David Troutman

    I only come for chicken!

  • Ken Pharr

    “Have you seen my cell phone?”

  • woody

    no i dont think that alan jackson guy is going to be here, but it still will be 5 o”clock somewhere.

  • kiwibird

    5 O’Clock…5 O’Clock…That’s getting old too!
    Where I’m going…. It’s not even a factor!
    AM….or …..PM!! That’s only a rule in the Mad Mad Mad Mad World! When can I expect an end to these stupid “comments”!?

  • Salty

    Dammit kiwibird, will you please just shut up!!!!!

  • kiwibird

    Hold it… Don’t rush me! Need to make a pit stop in Cape Hattarus first… A little shopping to do! Hmmm… NECESSITIES! Will need some new toys and whatever else I can’t live without for !

  • kiwibird

    (?) to finish:
    whatever else I can’t live without for my secret “destination”!

  • http://softtaco1@msn.com Softtaco

    FRUIT CAKES!!! Five of them naked in the cross walk, should I do a fly by?

  • http://softtaco1@msn.com Softtaco

    Five more river dancers… They all want to be reefer dancers… I made mistaka!!!!!!!

  • http://softtaco1@msn.com Softtaco

    I dropped the “LAST MANGO”

  • Dorothy

    I don’t know where I’m gonna go

  • Eric

    I don’t think I packed my lucky shaker of salt!

  • BARRY

    WHERE THE HELL IS MARGARITAVILLE!

  • Michele

    Okay, who got something sticky on this thing?

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