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Buffett Live: Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays

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Release Date: November 9, 1999
Label: Mailboat Records





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Track Listing:

1. Fruitcakes — 6:56
        Jimmy Buffett, Amy Lee
2. Southern Cross — 5:07
        Richard Curtis, Michael Curtis, Stephen Stills
3. Pencil Thin Mustache — 3:15
        Jimmy Buffett
4. Tryin’ to Reason with Hurricane Season — 4:52
        Jimmy Buffett
5. Coconut Telegraph — 3:12
        Jimmy Buffett
6. Cheeseburger in Paradise — 3:06
        Jimmy Buffett
7. Come Monday — 3:43
        Jimmy Buffett
8. Son of a Son of a Sailor — 3:25
        Jimmy Buffett
9. Volcano — 3:36
        Jimmy Buffett, Keith Sykes, Harry Dailey
10. Brown Eyed Girl — 5:40
        Van Morrison
11. Tin Cup Chalice — 3:24
        Jimmy Buffett
12. Fins — 5:07
        Jimmy Buffett, Barry Chance, Tom Corcoran,
        Deborah McColl
13. One Particular Harbour — 6:10
        Jimmy Buffett, Bobby Holcomb
14. Margaritaville — 5:35
        Jimmy Buffett
15. Love and Luck — 7:34
        Jocelyne Beroard, Jimmy Buffett, Jean-Claude Naimro









Fruitcakes by Jimmy Buffett and Amy Lee

Fruitcakes in the kitchen
Fruitcakes on the street
Struttin’ naked through the cross walk
In the middle of the week

Half baked cookies in the oven
Half baked people on my bus
There’s a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Paradise - Lost and found
Paradise - take a look around

I was out in California
Where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires and mud slides
They got sushi in the mall
Water bars and Brontosaurs
Chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secrets in the crust

Chorus

We lost our Martian rocket ship
The high paid spokesman said
Looks like that silly rocket ship
Has lost it’s cone-shaped head

We spent ninety jillion dollars
Tryin’ to get a look at Mars
I hear universal laughter
Ringing out among the stars

Fruitcakes in the galaxy
Fruitcakes on the beach
Strut naked towards eternity
Over on the spacecoast on cocoa beach

Half baked cookies in the oven
Half baked people on the bus
There’s a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Religion, Get some.
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

Where’s the church, there’s the steeple
Religion’s in the hands of some crazy ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The God’s honest truth is it’s not that simple

It’s the Buddhist in you, it’s the pagan in me
It’s the Muslim in him, she’s Catholic ain’t she?
It’s that born again look, it’s the wasp and the Jew
Tell me please rastaman, I ain’t got a clue

She said you’ve got to do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat this body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent

But the right word at the right time
May get me a little hug
That’s the difference between lightning
And a harmless lightning bug

Chorus

Less than two years ’til that millennium
That’s a science fiction fact
Stanley Kubrick and his buddy Hal
Now don’t look that abstract

So I’ll put on my Bob Marley tape
And practice what I preach
Get Ja lost in the reggae mon
As I walk along the beach

Stay in touch with my insanity
Really is the only way
It’s a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day



Southern Cross by Richard Curtis, Michael Curtis, and Stephen Stills

Got out of town on a boat to the southern islands
On a reach before a followin’ sea
We were makin’ for the trades on the outside
On the downwind run to Papeete
Off the wind on this heading by the Marquesas
We got eighty feet of waterline
Nicely making way
In a noisy bar in Avalon I tried to call you
But on a midnight watch I realized why twice you ran away

Think about how many times I have fallen
Spirits are using me, larger voices callin’
What Heaven brought you and me cannot be forgotten

I have been around the world
Lookin’ for that woman, girl
Who knows love can endure
And you know it will (and you know it will)

When you see the Southern Cross for the first time
You understand just why you came this way
‘Cause the truth you’ve been runnin’ from is so small
But it’s as big as the promise, the promise of a coming day

And I’m headed all the way, my tears are a-dyin’
And my love is an anchor tied to you, tied with a silver chain
I have my ship and all her flags are a-flyin’
She is all that I have left and music is her name

Think about how many times I have fallen
Spirits are using me, larger voices callin’
What Heaven brought you and me cannot be forgotten

I have been around the world
Lookin’ for that woman, girl
Who knows love can endure
And you know it will (and you know it will)

So we cheated and we lied and we tested
And we never failed to fail, it was the easiest thing to do
You will survive being bested
Somebody strong comes along make’s me forget about loving you
And the Southern Cross, WOOOOO!



Pencil-Thin Mustache by Jimmy Buffett

Now they make new movies in old black and white
With happy endings, where nobody fights
So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
Honey, jump right up and show your age

I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache,
the "Boston Blackie" kind, or a
two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
and an autographed picture of Andy Divine

Oh, I remember bein’ buck toothed and skinny
Writin’ fan letters to Sky’s niece Penny
Oh, I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache
then I could solve some mysteries too

Oh it’s Bandstand, Disneyland, growin up fast
Drinkin’ on a fake I.D
And Rama of the jungle was everyone’s Bawana
But only jazz musicians were smokin marajuana
Yeah, I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache
then I could solve some mysteries too

But then it’s flat-top, dirty bop, copin’ a feel’
grubbin on the living room floor
They send you off to college to try to gain
a little knowledge
But all you want to do is learn how to score
Yeah, but now I’m gettin’ old, and I don’t wear underwear
I don’t go to church, and somebody stole my hair
But I can go to movies and see it all there
Just the way that it use to be

That’s why I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache
the "Boston Blackie" kind, or a
two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Divine

Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave Eerol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby
If I only had a pencil-thin mustache
then I could do some crusing too

Yeah, Brylcream, a little dab’ll do yah
Oh, I could do some crusing too



Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season by Jimmy Buffett

Squalls out on the gulf stream
Big storm’s comin’ soon
I passed out in my hammock
And God I slept ’til way past noon
Stood up and tried to focus
I hoped I wouldn’t have to look far
I knew I could use a Bloody Mary
So I stumbled down to Louis’ Back yard

Chorus:
And now I must confess, I could use some rest
I can’t run at this pace very long
Yes it’s quite insane, I think it hurts my brain
But it cleans me out and then I can go on

There’s somethin’ about this Sunday
It’s a most peculiar gray
Strollin’ down the avenue that’s known as A1A
Feelin’ tired, then I got inspired
I knew that it wouldn’t last long
So all alone I walked back home
Sat on my beach and then I made up this song

Chorus:
And now I must confess, I could use some rest
I can’t run at this pace very long
Yes it’s quite insane, I think it hurts my brain
But then it cleans me out and then I can go on

Well the wind is blowin’ harder now
Fifty knots or thereabouts
There’s white caps on the ocean
And I’m watchin’ for waterspouts
It’s time to close the shutters
It’s time to go inside
In a week I’ll be in gay Paris
That’s a mighty long airplane ride

Chorus:
And now I must confess, I could use some rest
I can’t run at this pace very long
Yes it’s quite insane, I think it hurts my brain
But it cleans me out and then I can go on

Coda:
Yes it cleans me out and then I can go on



Coconut Telegraph by Jimmy Buffett

Tuesday on the island
Not much goin’ on
The parties are all over
They ended just past dawn
The jungle drums are beating
With the tales from late last night
‘Cause stories bear repeating
For everyone’s delight

Chorus:
You can hear ‘em on the coconut telegraph
Can’t keep nothin’ under their hat
You can hear ‘em on the coconut telegraph
Sayin’ who did dis and dat
Dis and dat, Dis and dat

Now I’m not one to deal in gossip
But was he that big a fool
To do a belly-buster high dive
And miss the entire pool
And what became of sweet Melissa
And the boy nobody knew
Did Ricardo ever find her
I swear it’s just between me and you

Chorus:
But you can hear it on the coconut telegraph
By now everybody knows
You can hear it on the coconut telegraph
Just who comes and goes
Comes and goes, comes and goes

La, la la la, la la la
La, la la la, la la la
La, la la la, (la la la la la la la)
La, la la la, (la la la la la la oooooh)

It’s hump day on the island
The lines have all gone dead
All the juicy news is history
I guess everything’s been said
But when the eagle flies on Friday
And the boys break out the rum
And the joint begins to jumpin’
And you’ll hear those hot lines hum

Chorus:
Ah, put it on the coconut telegraph
All the celebration and the stress
Baby put it on the coconut telegraph
In twenty-five words or less

I want to hear it on the coconut telegraph
All the celebration and the stress
Baby put it on the coconut telegraph
In twenty-five words or less
Dis and dat, Comes and goes
Dis and dat, Comes and goes



Cheeseburger In Paradise by Jimmy Buffett

Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin’ weight without speed, eatin’ sunflower seeds
Drinkin’ lots of carrot juice and soakin’ up rays
But at night I’d have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

Cheeseburger is paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular, not too precise
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise

Heard about the old-time sailor men
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead
Hell, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn
But times have changed for sailors these days
When I’m in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or banana or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed

Cheeseburger is paradise medium rare with mustard’d be nice
Not too particular, not too precise
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draught beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer

For a cheeseburger in paradise
Makin’ the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise



Come Monday by Jimmy Buffett

Headin’ up to San Francisco
for the Labor Day weekend show
I’ve got my hush-puppies on
I guess I never was meant for
glitter rock and roll
And honey I didn’t know
that I’d be missin’ you so

(Chorus)
Come Monday It’ll be all right
Come Monday I’ll be holding you tight
I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze
and I just want you back by my side

Yes it’s been quite a summer
rent-a-cars and west bound trains
And now you’re off on vacation
somethin’ you tried to explain
And darlin’ since I love you so that’s
the reason I just let you go

Chorus

I can’t help it honey
you’re that much a part of me now
Remember the night in Montana when
we said there’d be no room for doubt

I hope you’re enjoyin’ the scen’ry
I know that it’s pretty up there
We can go hikin on Tuesday
with you I’d walk anywhere
California has worn me quite thin
It’s so nice to be back in Florida again!

Chorus



Son Of A Son of A Sailor by Jimmy Buffett

As the son of a son of a sailor
I went out on the sea for adventure
Expanding their view of the captain and crew
Like a man just released from indenture
As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin’ man
I have chalked up many a mile
Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks
And I’ve learned much from both of their styles

Son of a son, son of a son, son of a son of a sailor
Son of a gun load the last ton
One step ahead of the jailer

Now away in the near future, southeast of disorder
You can shake the hand of the mango man
As he greets you at the border
And the lady she hails from Trinidad
Island of the spices
Salt for your meat and cinnamon sweet
And the rum is for all your good vices

Haul the sheet in as we ride on the wind that our
Forefathers harnessed before us
Hear the bells ring as the tide rigging sings
It’s a son of a gun of a chorus

Where it all ends I can’t fathom, my friends
If I knew, I might toss out my anchor
So I’ll cruise along always searchin’ for songs
Not a lawyer, a thief or a banker

But a son of a son, son of a son, son of a son of a sailor
Son of a gun, load the last ton
One step ahead of the jailer
I’m just a son of a son, son of a son, son of a son of a sailor
The sea’s in my veins, my tradition remains
I’m just glad I don’t live in a trailer



Volcano by Jimmy Buffett, Keith Sykes, and Harry Dailey

Now, I don’t know, I don’t know where I’m a gonna go
When the volcano blow
Let me say it now
I don’t know, I don’t know where I’m a gonna go
When the volcano blow

Ground, she movin’ under me
Tidal waves out on the sea
Sulphur smoke up in the sky
I think some people in this crowd got high (I know)

Chorus
Let me hear you, now
I don’t know, I don’t know where I’m a gonna go
when the volcano blow
Let me hear you now
I don’t know, I don’t know where I’m a gonna go
when the volcano blow

My girl quickly say to me
"Jimmy you better watch your feet."
Lava come down soft and hot
"You better lava me now or lava me not

Chorus

No time to count what I’m worth (That’s Uncle Warren)
cause I just left the planet Earth
Where I go I hope there’s rhum
Not to worry mon soon come

Chorus

But I don’t want to land in New York City
I don’t want to land in Mexico
I don’t want to land on no Three Mile Island
I don’t want to see my skin a-glow

Don’t want to land in Comanche Sky Park
or in Nashville, Tennessee
I don’t want to land in no San Juan airport
The customs might they will hastle me

Don’t want to land no San Diego
Don’t want to land in no Buzzards Bay
I want to land in ol’ Cincinatti
Put me down where this all began




Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison

Hey, where did we go?
Days when the rains came
Down in a hollow
Playin’ a new game

Laughin’ and a runnin’
Skippin’ and a jumpin’
In the misty mornin’ fog
With our hearts a thumpin’
It was you, my brown eyed girl
You, my brown eyed girl

Now what ever happened
Tuesday is oh so slow
Goin’ down the old mine
With a transistor radio

Standin’ in a sunlit lane
Hidin’ ‘hind a rainbow’s wall
Slippin’ and a slidin’
All along the waterfall
It was you, my brown eyed girl
You, my brown eyed girl

Do you remember when
We used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da

So hard to find my way
Now that I’m on my own
Thought about it just the other day
My, where’s the time all gone

Can’t remember back then Lord
Sometimes I’m overcome thinkin’ ’bout
Makin’ love in the green grass
Behind the stadium
With you, my brown eyed girl
Do you remember when
We used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da



Tin Cup Chalice by Jimmy Buffett

I wanna go back to the island
Where the shrimp boats tie up to the pilin’
Gimme oysters and beer
For dinner every day of the year and I’ll feel fine
I’ll feel fine

Chorus:
I wanna be there
Wanna go back down and lie beside the sea there
With a tin cup for a chalice, fill it up with good red wine
And I’m a’ chewin’ on a honeysuckle vine

Yeah now, the sun goes slidin’ ‘cross the water
Sailboats they go searchin’ for the breeze
Salt air it ain’t thin
It can stick right to your skin and make you feel fine
Makes you feel fine

Chorus:
I wanna be there
Wanna go back down and a’ get high by the sea there
With a tin cup for a chalice, fill it up with good red wine
And I’m a’ chewin’ on a honeysuckle vine

Yes and now you heard my strange proposal
So get that Packard up and let’s move
I wanna be there before the day
Tries to steal away and leave us behind
I’ve made up my mind

Chorus:
And I wanna be there
I wanna go back down and die beside the sea there
With a tin cup for a chalice, fill it up with good red wine
And I’m a’ chewin’ on a honeysuckle vine

Coda:
Yeah with a tin cup for a chalice, fill it up with good red wine
And I’m a’ chewin’ on a honeysuckle vine



Fins by Jimmy Buffett, Barry Chance, Tom Corcoran, and Deborah McColl

She came down from Cincinnati
It took her three days on the train
Lookin’ for some peace and quiet
hoped to see the sun again
But now she lives down by the ocean
She’s takin’ care to look for sharks
They hang out around province town
And they feed right after dark

Chorus
Can’t you feel ‘em circlin’ (closin’in) honey
Can’t you feel ‘em swimmin’ around
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
and your the only bait in town
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
and your the only girl in town

She’s savin’ up all of her money
Wants to head south in May
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock’n'roll man
Somewhere down ole St.Barths way
But the money’s good in the season
Helps to lighten her load
Boys keep her high as the months go by
She’s gettin’ postcards from the road

Chorus

Sailed off to Antigua
It took her three days on a boat
Lookin’ for some peace and quiet
Maybe keep her dreams afloat
But now she feels like a remora
’cause the school’s still close at hand
Just behind the reef are the big white teeth
of the sharks that can swim on the land

Chorus



One Particular Harbour by Jimmy Buffett and Bobby Holcomb

IA ORA TE NATURA
E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI
IA ORA TE NATURA
E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI

I know I don’t get there often enough
But God knows I sure do try
It’s a magic kind of medicine
That no doctor could prescribe

I used to rule my world from a pay phone
And ships out on the sea
But now times are rough
And I got too much stuff
Can’t explain the likes of me

But there’s this one particular harbour
So far but yet so near
Where I see the days as they fade away
And finally disappear

But now I think about the good times
Down in the Caribbean sunshine
In my younger days I was so bad
Laughin’ about all the fun we had

I’ve seen enough to feel the world spin
Mixin’ different oceans meetin’ cousins
Listen to the drummers and the night sounds
Listen to the singers make the world go ’round

IA ORA TE NATURA
E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI
IA ORA TE NATURA
E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI

Lakes below the mountains
Fow into the sea
Like oils applied to canvas
They permeate through me

And there’s that one particular harbour
Sheltered from the wind
Where the children play on the shore each day
And all are safe within

Most mysterious calling harbour
So far but yet so near
I can see the day when my hair’s full gray
And I finally disappear

IA ORA TE NATURA
E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI
IA ORA TE NATURA
E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI

UA PAU TE MAITAI NO TE FENUA
RE ZAI NOA RA TE ORA O TE MITIE



Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett

Nibblin’ on sponge cake
Watchin’ the sun bake
All of those Parrotheads covered in oil
Strummin’ my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they’re beginnin’ to boil (Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble)

Chorus:
Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt (Salt, Salt, Salt)
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
But I know it’s nobody’s fault

I don’t know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin’ to show but this brand new tattoo
But it’s a real beauty
I think she might be a Nantucket Cutie
Or maybe she’s from the Vineyard, I haven’t got a clue

Chorus:
Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville
Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt (Salt, Salt, Salt)
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
And I know, it’s all you women’s fault

Old men in tank tops
Cruisin’ the gift shops
Checkin’ out chiquitas down by the shore
They dream about weight loss
Wish they could be their own boss
Those three day vacations become such a bore

I blew out my flip flip
Stepped on a pop top
Broke my leg twice had to limp on back home
But there’s booze in the blender
And soon it will render that frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt (Salt, Salt, Salt)
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
But I know, it’s my own damn fault



Love and Luck by Jocelyne Beroard, Jimmy Buffett, and Jean-Claude Naimro

Better days are in the cards I feel
Feel it in the changin’ wind
I feel it when I fly

So talk to me I’ll listen to your story
I’ve been around enough to know
That there’s more than meets the eye

Everybody needs a little good luck charm
A little gris gris keeps you safe from harm
Rub yours on me, and I’ll rub mine on you
Luckiest couple on the avenue

Chorus:
With a little love and luck
You will get by
With a little love and luck
We’ll take the sky
In this mangled modern world
You’ve got to try
Try a little love and luck
And you’ll get by

Mysteries don’t ever try to solve them
We’re just players in a game
And no one’s keeping score

So have your fun
Go ahead and tell your story
Find yourself a lover
Who will glue you to the floor

Everybody needs a little good luck charm
A little gris-gris keeps you safe from harm
Rub yours on me, and I’ll rub mine on you
Luckiest couple on the avenue

Chorus:
With a little love and luck
You will get by
With a little love and luck
We’ll take the sky
In this mangled modern world
We’ve got to try
Try a little love and luck
And you’ll get by

Kole Sere, Kole Sere
Kole Sere, Kole Sere
Kole Sere, Kole Sere
Kole Sere, Kole Sere

Chorus:
With a little love and luck
You will get by
With a little love and luck
We’ll take the sky
In this mangled modern world
You’ve got to try
Try a little love and luck
And you’ll get by

Kole Sere, Kole Sere
Kole Sere, Kole Sere
Kole Sere, Kole Sere
Kole Sere, Kole Sere

With a little love and luck
You will get by
With a little love and luck
We’ll take the sky
Love and luck
We will get by