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Boats, Beaches, Bars, and Ballads

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Release Date: May 19, 1992
Label: MCA Records





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Track Listing:

1. Take It Back — 3:59
        Jimmy Buffett, Matt Betton
2. Love and Luck — 4:38
        Jocelyne Beroard, Jimmy Buffett, Jean-Claude Naimro
3. Money Back Gurantee — 4:24
        Jimmy Buffett, Michael Utley, Will Jennings
4. Christmas in the Carribbean — 3:10
        Jimmy Buffett, Marshall Chapman, Diana Haig,
        Will Jennings, Michael Utley
5. Elvis Imitators — 2:18
        Steve Goodman, Mike Smith
6. Domino College — 3:55
        Jimmy Buffett, Dan Fogelberg
7. Everlasting Moon — 3:54
        Jimmy Buffett, Matt Betton
8. Middle of the Night — 3:14
        Jimmy Buffett, Will Jennings, Art Neville, Michael Utley









Take it Back by Jimmy Buffett and Matt Betton

“I got a call one day to write a song for the Stars and Stripes challenge. The Americans were trying to win the American Cup back from the Australians. Soon after that, my first trip to Australia came together, and we opened the tour in Perth at the time of the race. For me, it was the party of the 80’s, and I think of this as the background music for an incredible stay down under.” - Jimmy

Open season on the open seas and
Captain says no prisoners please
Skull and crossbones on a background of black
We ain’t stealin’ we’re just takin’ back

We ain’t stealin’ we’re just takin’ back
Very simple plan of attack
It’s our job and a labor of love
Take it home to the up above
We ain’t stealin’ we’re just takin’ back
Very simple statement of fact
Call it pillage or call it plunder
We’re takin’ it back from them boys down under

Hit us hard, took our treasure
That was the worst thing they could do
It will be our great pleasure
To take it back from that captain kangaroo

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of suds
It’s a pirates fight we choose
No we don’t want a bucket of blood
Just a cup is all we could use
Just a cup

The sails are up and the bets are down
Let’s lighten up this harbor town
By hook or crook or new design
We’re streakin’ for that finish line

We ain’t stealin’ we’re just takin’ back
Very simple plan of attack
It’s our job and a labor of love
Take it home to the up above
We ain’t stealin’ we’re just takin’ back
Very simple statement of fact
Call it pillage or call it plunder
We’re takin’ it back from them boys down under

spoken

We ask ourselves when we get in a fix
What would Popeye do in a tight spot like this
He’d race for his true love and easily win it
In an old spinach can with a mast stuck in it

Lift us up, take us high
Time to let our spirits fly
Lift us up, take us high
Let us sail until we die

Lift us up, take us high
Let us float above the foam
Let our sails fill the sky
We are takin’ our sweet treasure home

Take it back
We’re takin’ it back
Take it back!




Love and Luck by Jimmy Buffett, J. Beroard, and J.C. Naimro


“Zouk” is a popular form of music from the French Antilles, the kind that makes you dance without knowing what the singer is saying. Since the songs are in patois French, this helps. I once received a request for permission to write new lyrics to the melody of Margaritaville by a very famous European singer and thought it was great and was interested to hear their interpretation. Well this is the melody to a song called “kole Sere,” written by my friend Joecely Beroard, the lead singer for a great Zouk band named Kaasav. The lyrics are mine and I hope that they like the way I interpret their music. This was the first song ever recorded at Shrimp Boat Sound in Key West and Steve Winwood is the guest organist. I thank him for taking time out from his fishing trip.” - Jimmy

Better days are in the cards I feel
Feel it in the changin’ wind
I feel it when I fly
So talk to me I’ll listen to your story
I’ve been around enough to know
That there’s more than meets the eye

Everybody needs a little good luck charm
A little gris gris keeps you safe from harm
Rub yours on me, and I’ll rub mine on you
Luckiest couple on the avenue

With a little love and luck
You will get by
With a little love and luck
We’ll take the sky
In this megalo-modern world
You’ve got to try
Try a little love and luck
And you’ll get by

Mysteries don’t ever try to solve them
We’re just players in a game
And no one’s keeping score
So have your fun
Go ahead and tell your story
Find yourself a lover
Who will glue you to the floor

Everybody needs a little good luck charm
A little gris gris keeps you safe from harm
Rub yours on me, and I’ll rub mine on you
Luckiest couple on the avenue

With a little love and luck
You will get by
With a little love and luck
We’ll take the sky
In this megalo-modern world
We’ve got to try
Try a little love and luck
And you’ll get by

Kole sere kole sere
Kole sere kole sere
Kole sere kole sere
Kole sere kole sere

With a little love and luck
You will get by
With a little love and luck
We’ll take the sky
In this megalo-modern world
You’ve got to try
Try a little love and luck
And you’ll get by

Kole sere, kole sere
Kole sere, kole sere
Kole sere, kole sere
Kole sere, kole sere

With a little love and luck
You will get by
With a little love and luck
We’ll take the sky
Love and luck
We will get by



Money Back Guarantee by Jimmy Buffett, Michael Utley, and Will Jennings


“When I was working on Bourbon Street as a teenager, the big trill on my day off was to ride out St Charles Avenue on the streetcar to the Audubon Zoo and back. I kept that image and when we got together with the Neville Brothers a few years back, I combined that and the silly ads on television into the lyrics of this song. I do own a bamboo steamer and use it a lot. I never had to use my money back guarantee.” - Jimmy

One day you’ll be glad I came around
I may be the best thing you have found
Ain’t much you can count on in this town
I swear I’m speaking from my heart
And I won’t let you down

My love is guaranteed
You’re never going to see the end of me
I’ve got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer
You’ll be the coffee I’ll be the creamer
I’m money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed

I just do my best to stay alive
Got a junked out car but you should see me drive
Racing down St. Charles Avenue
Ain’t got much but what I got
Will sure be good for you

My love is guaranteed
You’re never going to see the end of me
I’ve got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer
You’ll be the coffee I’ll be the creamer
I’m money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed

Flyin’ down the highway of my dreams
You will find my crazy love
Is always what it seems

My love is guaranteed
You’re never going to see the end of me
I’ve got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer
You’ll be the coffee I’ll be the creamer
I’m money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed

I’m money back, money back guaran…
Money back, money back guaran…
Money back, money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaran…
Money back, money back guaran…
I’m money back, money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaran…
Money back, money back guaran…
Money back, money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaranteed



Christmas in the Caribbean by Jimmy Buffett, Mike Utley, Will Jennings, Marshall Chapman, and Diana Haig


“I guess since Christmas is my birthday, I should have written at least one Christmas song. This certainly won’t give “White Christmas” a run for its money, but it proves the point that snow isn’t everything.” - Jimmy

It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Snowbirds fill the air
It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Lots of presents everywhere
We don’t live in a hurry
Send away for mistletoe
It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Got everything but snow

Lights are blowing in the palm trees
Stockings hanging from the mast
Santa riding on a dolphin
Don’t you want to make it
Don’t you want to make it last

It’s christmas in the caribbean
Snowbirds fill the air
It’s christmas in the caribbean
Lots of presents everywhere
We don’t live in a hurry
Send away for mistletoe
It’s christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow

Suntanned children sleeping
Hoping Santa will come true
Christmas morning marlin leaping
Oh it’s papa’s birthday
Mister Buffett’s birthday too!

It’s christmas in the caribbean
Snowbirds fill the air
It’s christmas in the caribbean
Good feelings everywhere
We don’t live in a hurry
Send away for mistletoe
It’s christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow

Christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow
Christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow
Christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow
Christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow
Christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow
Christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow
Christmas in the caribbean
Got everything but snow




Elvis Imitators by Steve Goodman, Michael Smith

“This song was written my Steve Goodman and John Prine. Elvis is still dead or alive, and this song has remained locked away in the vaults of Margaritaville Records for years now, just waiting for the perfect time to be sprung on an unsuspecting public. So against a lot of people’s better judgement, I broke it out. So far I have not heard from Elvis, so I don’t know if he likes it or not-but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s seen at one of our shows this summer.” - Jimmy

spoken -
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
I’d like to do this next song especially for you and for the king

Well….I walk up to the mike
and and then I shake my hips
I take a deep breath and put a snare on my lips
See me on the street you wouldn’t know my name
But imitating Elvis is my claim to fame
So when you put my imitation name in lights
There’ll be imitation good rockin’ tonight

Cuz I’m an an Elvis imitator and I just can’t stop
Imitating Elvis from the bottom to the top
Imitate the way he talked, the way he smiled
I throw away my scarf and make the crowd go wild
This imitation Elvis may not be the king
But baby I’m the next best thing

Singing Viva Las Vegas and the G.I. Blues
Won’t you love me tender in my blue suede shoes
Well let me be your teddy bear, if you must
Oh baby please surrender, ’cause I need your touch
Well if you feelin’ lonely, need a place to dwell
Come on down to imitation heartbreak hotel

We’re gonna rock (rock rock rock)
Ooooh we’re gonna rock (rock rock rock)
Ooooh we’re gonna rock (rock rock rock)
Ooooh we’re gonna rock (rock rock rock)

Yeah my gold lamee cape and my sequined suit
Pompadou haircut and my high-heeled boots
Imitating elvis is the only way
I can make it through my imitation day
I know this rocking music can’t be denied
Cause I was imitating him before he died

Well I’m an an Elvis imitator and I just can’t stop
Imitating elvis from the bottom to the top
I imitate the way he walked, the way he smiled
I throw away my scarf and make the crowd go wild
This imitation elvis may not be the king
But baby I’m the next best thing

Yeah rock (rock rock rock)
Ooooh we’re gonna rock (rock rock rock)
Ooooh we’re gonna rock (rock rock rock)
Ooooh we’re gonna rock (rock rock rock)

Well baby, it’s the next, best thing

spoken -
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
Viva las vegas
Viva las vegas



Domino College by Jimmy Buffett and Dan Fogelberg


“One of those winters back in the early eighties, Dan Fogelberg showed up in St. Barts, and we took off south aboard that grand old yacht Escapade. The night before, my guitar had been stolen out of my car, and of course we had been inspired by events of the week and wanted to write songs. Now our trip had a mission. We picked up some leads in the marketplace in Charlestown, the main city on the island of Nevis, which led us to the hills to Butlertown, where we met a man who made guitars. On the way to his home, we passed a roadside shed with a cold beer sign and the words “Domino College” painted on a piece of driftwood. I sat in for a few games and was given a quick education by the old men seated around the table. That night, as we lay at anchor under the cliffs below Brimstone Hill listening to the monkeys jabbering in the trees, we stared this song. I have often thought I might like to go back down to Domino College and get my master’s degree.” - Jimmy

Found myself a matchbook
Beside some hotel bed
Opened it up and looked inside
And this is what it said

Get on back to school
Domino college, back to school
Boneyard of knowledge
Working vacation in a third world nation
Back to school

Fly down to miami
Get yourself a boat
Fill it full of suntan oil
And rent yourself a goat

Ain’t no registration
Ain’t no student loan
You may not learn to read or write
But you will surely learn to roll them bones

Get on back to school
Domino college, back to school
Boneyard full of knowledge
Working vacation in a third world nation
Back to school

They don’t rap your knuckles
If you cut the class
They just track you through the jungle boy
Then they kick your ass

It’s a different kind of domino theory
They teach you down in Butler town
If you lose you buy the booze
And then the student body all falls down

They can’t get back to school
Domino college, back to school
Fountain of knowledge
Working vacation in a third world nation
Back to school
Get on back

Make your parents hate you
Be a big disgrace
Act just like a domino
And fall on your face

You can’t get back to school
Domino college, back to school
Fountain of knowledge
There ain’t no graduation from this kind of education
Back to school
Working vacation in a third world nation
Back to school

spoken-
Oh, Jan & Dean be true to your school.
Big six, big six, whose got it?
Goddamn Robert when you gonna play man,
hey man, say, you know whose turn it is



Everlasting Moon by Jimmy Buffett and Matt Betton


“You have never heard this before unless you were at the live shows in Atlanta or Cincinnati in the summer of ‘90. Matt Betton and I penned this. I love the idea that somebody steals the moon and moves it to a better place. Who but a bunch of baby boomers could conceive such a notion?” - Jimmy

The sky revealed the rumor
In a misty gray cocoon
Some angry baby-boomers
Stole the everlasting moon

They found a new location
Clear and poison free
In a distant constellation
Oh, they called it lunacy

Hangin’ in the sky
The perfect alibi
Baby come outside with me
There’s a moon you’ve got to see
Smiling every place
With his laser-painted face
Light of love in each moonbeam
Want you step into my dream
Everlasting moon

Back when nature ruled the heavens
Oh gypsies, fools, and loons
Were dragged across the ocean
By that everlasting moon

When it goes from full to crescent
I move in and out of tune
It’s the envy of the kremlin
It’s our everlasting moon

Shinin’ in the sky
The perfect alibi
Baby come outside with me
There’s this moon you’ve got to see
Smiling every place
With his laser-painted face
Light of love in each moonbeam
Want you step into my dream
Everlasting moon
Everlasting moon



Middle of the Night by Jimmy Buffett, Will Jennings, Art Neville, and Mike Utley


“Back in prehistoric times (the sixties) when I was working on Bourbon Street, I used to go to the Ivanhoe Piano Bar on my break and listen to a couple of local singers called the Neville Brothers. Needless to day, we have all made it off Bourbon Street and on to better things, but I still don’t think there are too many bands around today who can compare to Art, Cyril, Charlie and Aaron when they harmonize. It was a thrill to work with them on this song which was one if three that I wrote with Art, Will Jennings, and Mike Utley one summer in New Orleans. The other two songs eventually made it onto Neville albums, but this one did not. It was inspired by late-night television ads and the St. Charles Avenue streetcar in New Orleans.” - Jimmy

Middle of the night
Hold on til morning
We will see the light
Love is spawning
Middle of the night
Hold on forever
We will get it right
All together

When will we listen
When will we ever learn
Read all about it
This tide has got to turn

Old folks and baby’s
Crying in the storm
I try to tell them
Soon they’ll be safe and warm

Lord let us out of this hall full of mirrors
Make it all clearer
Don’t let us fall
In the middle of the night

Middle of the night
New voices calling
Saying it’s alright
I’m not falling
Middle of the night
Halfway till morning
Middle of my life
New days dawning