That's right ladies and gentlemen tis time to kick off the All Star Comedy Roast. And our first Vict...... UM Honoree is non other then our own fearless leader Air M'Ville Cap'n JOSH.

Remember kiddies keep Family out of it. I will be keeping a close watch on this and will use my super moderator powers if I have to. Also please keep in mind that this is a voluntary Honor, you will not be roasted yourself unless you ask to be included. PM me if you want to be the next vict........um Honoree.

So without further ado it is my very great pleasure to kick off the first of what I hope will be many funny pages.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Josh: I don't wanna say he's dumb but when they shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.

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If you don't want to stand behind our Troops,
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I met the Invisible Man and I can prove it.
I had my picture taken with him.........

On thing about Josh, there's no middle ground with him. You either hate him or loathe him...

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"I don't see race. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I have a lot of Jimmy Buffett albums"-Stephen Colbert

And I don't wanna say he's not handsome but he looks like he was tied by his feet from a helicopter and dragged through the ugly forest....

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and hit every branch...

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"I don't see race. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I have a lot of Jimmy Buffett albums"-Stephen Colbert

You know that Josh.... His teeth are brighter than he is....and one more thing to remember Josh as you begin your career ....A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

I don't know what his problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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<Brettsky

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Twenty years from now you will be more disapointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain

when Josh was a kid, he couldn't play in the sandbox because the cat would try to cover him up

Josh was so ugly as a kid that he had to tie a bone around his neck to get the dog to pay with him!

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I've got my toes in the grass, my ass in a chair since I live nowhere near a beach.

Wishing I was still in St. John because I think I have found me a home.

you so ugly you had to put a gun to michael jackson's head to get him to molest you when you were little

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<Brettsky

If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's practically invulnerable.

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Please Stand by for an important announcement..................
If you don't want to stand behind our Troops,
Please feel free to stand in front of them.
I met the Invisible Man and I can prove it.
I had my picture taken with him.........

Josh is so stupid that he went to a bar and the bartender told him that drinks were on the house so he got a ladder and climb up on the roof.

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I've got my toes in the grass, my ass in a chair since I live nowhere near a beach.

Wishing I was still in St. John because I think I have found me a home.

When Josh comes into a room, the mice jump up on chairs.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Everyone has a right to be stupid, Josh just abuses the privilege.

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"I don't see race. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I have a lot of Jimmy Buffett albums"-Stephen Colbert

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?