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PostPosted: August 1st, 2005, 7:13 am 
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That's right ladies and gentlemen tis time to kick off the All Star Comedy Roast. And our first Vict...... UM Honoree is non other then our own fearless leader Air M'Ville Cap'n JOSH.

Remember kiddies keep Family out of it. I will be keeping a close watch on this and will use my super moderator powers if I have to. Also please keep in mind that this is a voluntary Honor, you will not be roasted yourself unless you ask to be included. PM me if you want to be the next vict........um Honoree.

So without further ado it is my very great pleasure to kick off the first of what I hope will be many funny pages.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN


Josh: I don't wanna say he's dumb but when they shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.

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PostPosted: August 1st, 2005, 7:17 am 
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On thing about Josh, there's no middle ground with him. You either hate him or loathe him...

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PostPosted: August 1st, 2005, 7:19 am 
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pair8head wrote:
Josh: I don't wanna say he's dumb but when they shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.


And I don't wanna say he's not handsome but he looks like he was tied by his feet from a helicopter and dragged through the ugly forest....

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PostPosted: August 1st, 2005, 7:31 am 
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nycparrothead wrote:
pair8head wrote:
Josh: I don't wanna say he's dumb but when they shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.


And I don't wanna say he's not handsome but he looks like he was tied by his feet from a helicopter and dragged through the ugly forest....


and hit every branch...

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virgin prthd wrote:
ohhhhhh kind of like Bruce is a Fucktard? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:


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You know that Josh.... His teeth are brighter than he is....and one more thing to remember Josh as you begin your career ....A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

I don't know what his problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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You know that Josh.... His teeth are brighter than he is....and one more thing to remember Josh as you begin your career ....A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

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when Josh was a kid, he couldn't play in the sandbox because the cat would try to cover him up


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Josh was so ugly as a kid that he had to tie a bone around his neck to get the dog to pay with him!

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you so ugly you had to put a gun to michael jackson's head to get him to molest you when you were little

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If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's practically invulnerable.

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Josh is so stupid that he went to a bar and the bartender told him that drinks were on the house so he got a ladder and climb up on the roof.

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When Josh comes into a room, the mice jump up on chairs.


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Everyone has a right to be stupid, Josh just abuses the privilege.

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ohhhhhh kind of like Bruce is a Fucktard? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:


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