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Air M'Ville Cap'n

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 11:16 am

I am a person my parents warned me about

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Dave's route to work has this sign...

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jollymon345

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 11:20 am

Unemployed Beach Bum

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Dave's a cannibal!!!

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ffishstick

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 11:29 am

Even tequila can't help Dave.

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Pair8head

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 12:13 pm

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The last woman Dave was inside was the Statue of Liberty.

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Virgin_(Island)_Girl

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 12:16 pm

pair8head wrote:

The last woman Dave was inside was the Statue of Liberty.

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buffettbride

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 12:23 pm

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pair8head wrote:

The last woman Dave was inside was the Statue of Liberty.

And we all know her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

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I'm so white trash, I can't afford the weenies for my beanies!

BlueMountainBear wrote:

Good, Mal is driving!

Scott wrote:

Sorry, I'm not grabbing my ankles. I'm allergic to penicillin. :help:

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Frosted Fins

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 12:26 pm

On A Salty Piece Of Land

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buffettbride wrote:

pair8head wrote:

The last woman Dave was inside was the Statue of Liberty.

And we all know her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

But neither does Dave's! :peace:

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1more wrote:

I may have been drinking last night.

virgin prthd wrote:

ohhhhhh kind of like Bruce is a Fucktard? :lol:

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brettsky

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 12:50 pm

Will Play For Gumbo

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in class one day, the teacher asked the students to use the word definitley in a sentence. Little Sally says "Trees are definitley green". The teacher explains that not all trees are green. Little Billy says " the sky is definitley blue". The teacher again explains that the sky changes colors all the time.. Up next is Little Pig Face and he asks the teacher whether farts have lumps in them. The teacher says "Don't be silly Pig Face, of couse not". Piggy than says " well than I definitley shit my pants". :yikes:

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brettsky

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 1:10 pm

Will Play For Gumbo

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Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?

A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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jollymon345

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 1:36 pm

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I can't wait till I go home and can actually take the time to properly roast a pig.

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I've got my toes in the grass, my ass in a chair since I live nowhere near a beach.

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Air M'Ville Cap'n

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 4:53 pm

I am a person my parents warned me about

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Sorry guys, but I decided to have Dave for dinner

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jollymon345

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 5:14 pm

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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:

Sorry guys, but I decided to have Dave for dinner

Oh My God You killed Dave! You bastard!

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I've got my toes in the grass, my ass in a chair since I live nowhere near a beach.

Wishing I was still in St. John because I think I have found me a home.

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jollymon345

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 5:17 pm

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Dave's parents moved into a new neighborhood when he was 5 years old. His parents when around with him to introduce him to the neighbors and one of them asked his dad, "Did you have any kids that lived?"

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I've got my toes in the grass, my ass in a chair since I live nowhere near a beach.

Wishing I was still in St. John because I think I have found me a home.

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jollymon345

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 5:18 pm

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When Dave met his wife she asked him, "Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?"

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I've got my toes in the grass, my ass in a chair since I live nowhere near a beach.

Wishing I was still in St. John because I think I have found me a home.

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jollymon345

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 5:19 pm

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The one thing that everybody loves about Dave is that he has a soft heart..................plus a head to match.

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