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PostPosted: August 2nd, 2005, 12:02 pm 
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I am looking forward to my turn to roast you bitches



We're shaking in our boots.

BTW Still waiting for the next honoree to pm me

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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
I am looking forward to my turn to roast you bitches


Why? Did you round up some friends to think up some good put downs?

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I may have been drinking last night.

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ohhhhhh kind of like Bruce is a Fucktard? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:


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You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

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Was Josh flying from Paris to Toronto today? :hmm:

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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
I am looking forward to my turn to roast you bitches


Why? Did you round up some friends to think up some good put downs?


Do you really think Josh has friends? :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

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Was Josh flying from Paris to Toronto today? :hmm:


Nice to see you come up with one on your own, instead of Googleing like these other losers

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Was Josh flying from Paris to Toronto today? :hmm:


Nice to see you come up with one on your own, instead of Googleing like these other losers


Thanks. When I Googled you, my computer shut down. :hmm:

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1more wrote:
Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
1more wrote:
Was Josh flying from Paris to Toronto today? :hmm:


Nice to see you come up with one on your own, instead of Googleing like these other losers


Thanks. When I Googled you, my computer shut down. :hmm:


Funny, when I Googled him I got a picture of Shane... :dunno:

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Josh and a buddy were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile, just drinking gets boring, so Josh looks at his buddy and says, “Hey, you want to go up for a ride in my airplane?”

His buddy says, “Wow, you have an airplane? Let's go!”

So they get some more beer and go for a tour around the city in the plane. Eventually they get bored with this too, so they decide to land. Josh starts circling around looking for a place to land, and he sees an airstrip close by. He says to his buddy, “Let's land here. It looks like it's as good a place as any.”

So he circles around and goes in for a landing, but at the last minute he swerves and pulls back up. “Shit!” he says, “That is the SHORTEST runway I have ever seen! How is anyone supposed to land on it?” But since it's the only runway nearby, he decides to try again, with the same result.

Getting pretty irritated, the Josh says to his buddy, “All right, I'm going to try ONE more time, and if I can't land it we're just going to crash and hope we don't die.” So they end up crashing, and miraculously neither is hurt.

When they crawl out of the wreckage, Josh swears and gesticulates wildly at the runway. “I'm gonna find whoever designed this crazy runway! He must be total moron! No one could land on anything that short!” His buddy looks around and says “Yeah, but look how wide it is!”

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Josh is such a loser that he's actually being insulted by a bunch of message board losers! :woohoo:

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I think Josh is really cool!!!!!!!!



but I'm a dork, so to me Pee Wee Herman is cool


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OK ALL, IT IS NOW TIME TO HEAR FROM OUR HONOREE - JOSH.

no more from us it's his turn.

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You'll hear from me later when I actually have time to formulate my response :twisted:

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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
You'll hear from me later when I actually have time to formulate my response :twisted:


He means when he actually is able to stop smelling his fingers after playing with his balls................. :jerkoff: :lolabove:

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Well its certainly been my pleasure to be roasted by a bunch of losers that I never even wanted to know in the first place. I just wanted to create a discussion board for myself, and then you inbreds registered and have spread your filthy disease throughout each forum.

It wasn't surprising that it was all guys doing the roasting. This group of guys hasn't seen a vagina since their moms birthed them.

Luckily I haven't met any of you shmucks in real life. Especially Don. I have heard from people that decomposed bodies are less offensive than him.

Hey FF, let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

What can I say about Shane that hasn't already been said. This sac of shit is so worthless, his parents asked him to run away from home.

My fellow Missourian Brettsky, of all the people I've known in my life, you're certainly one of them.

Hey JKort, don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

Oh Timmah, Timmah, Timmah. I'm happy for you that you got national recognition when they based a character on South Park after you...

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And Dean, the closest this clown will ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

Oh wonderful Vinnie, you are as pretty as a picture and I'd love to hang you.

Hey Jay, you have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?

And last and least, Dave. Thanks for the roast, but if I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

Everyone that roasted me, burn in hell. Actually, it really is nice to know you fokkers. Its been entertaining and I'm glad that the site has grown with you all's help and its nice to have you all as members.

Good Night Now!

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