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PostPosted: January 17th, 2012, 12:59 pm 
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Unemployment sucks. They'll tell you one thing on the phone and then when you go in, it's a totally different story. :gaah: :gaah: I just want to go back to school so I can retrain because Big Pharma is pulling out of NJ. :shakehead: A few years ago I thought I had my life figured out. :lol: :lol: Why is this so fucking difficult?! :wtf: :killmyself: :lol:

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PostPosted: January 17th, 2012, 2:47 pm 
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Lester Polyester wrote:
Unemployment sucks. They'll tell you one thing on the phone and then when you go in, it's a totally different story. :gaah: :gaah: I just want to go back to school so I can retrain because Big Pharma is pulling out of NJ. :shakehead: A few years ago I thought I had my life figured out. :lol: :lol: Why is this so fucking difficult?! :wtf: :killmyself: :lol:

We told you to major in MAD scientist in school. Didn't we tell him to major in MAD scientist in school? But NOOOOO you had to go and major in Pharma. Maybe now you will listen to us.

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PostPosted: January 17th, 2012, 3:00 pm 
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Unemployment sucks. They'll tell you one thing on the phone and then when you go in, it's a totally different story. :gaah: :gaah: I just want to go back to school so I can retrain because Big Pharma is pulling out of NJ. :shakehead: A few years ago I thought I had my life figured out. :lol: :lol: Why is this so fucking difficult?! :wtf: :killmyself: :lol:

We told you to major in MAD scientist in school. Didn't we tell him to major in MAD scientist in school? But NOOOOO you had to go and major in Pharma. Maybe now you will listen to us.

OK, OK.....you were right :? MAD Science would definitely have been the way to go. :lol: I just thought that going into Pharma I'd have access to some good drugs. :hmm: Unfortunately that pipe dream never came to fruition. :lol: :? :lol:

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PostPosted: January 17th, 2012, 3:47 pm 
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Old McPiggy had a pharma.
E-I-E-I-O.
And on this pharma,
he had some drugs.
E-I-E-I-O.
With a Vicodin here
and a Percocet there,
Here a pill,
There a pill,
Everywhere a pile o' pills.
Old McPiggy had a pharma.
E-I-E-I-O.

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PostPosted: March 28th, 2012, 6:34 am 
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Update:
My unemployment will continue at least another year. Tomorrow I start at a 1 year nursing school. I will be going to school full time so in 1 year I will be a Licensed Practical Nurse. I'm looking forward to going back to school and making a change to better myself.

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NOT happening PIG! :whipit: :pray: :gaah: :gaah: :gaah: Here comes the hear attack and 2 strokes! :wave:
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PostPosted: March 28th, 2012, 7:18 am 
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Lester Polyester wrote:
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My unemployment will continue at least another year. Tomorrow I start at a 1 year nursing school. I will be going to school full time so in 1 year I will be a Licensed Practical Nurse. I'm looking forward to going back to school and making a change to better myself.

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PostPosted: March 28th, 2012, 7:19 am 
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All kidding aside, Good for you. :peace: :yay:

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PostPosted: March 28th, 2012, 7:24 am 
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Lester Polyester wrote:
Update:
My unemployment will continue at least another year. Tomorrow I start at a 1 year nursing school. I will be going to school full time so in 1 year I will be a Licensed Practical Nurse. I'm looking forward to going back to school and making a change to better myself.


WOO-HOO! :PhinzUp:
But aren't you afraid of getting Swine Flu? :hmm:

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So you are going from Mad Jr. Associate Scientist to Bed Pan Cleaner? :woohoo:


Congrats Dave! :Toast:

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Better be careful with the wisecracks. He'll have access to syringes and dangerous drugs! :yikes:

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PostPosted: March 28th, 2012, 7:57 pm 
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Good for you Davey. :yay:

Wife's going through it right now. It's a lot of work but the payoff will be good. Great career that is in high demand and pays well.

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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
Good for you Davey. :yay:

Wife's going through it right now. It's a lot of work but the payoff will be good. Great career that is in high demand and pays well.

Plus Dave looks hot in the little white uniform!

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Yeah be very afraid when Dave comes in and says take your pants off and drop them to your knees for you shot!

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Yeah be very afraid when Dave comes in and says take your pants off and drop them to your knees for you shot!

While he does a shot!

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Lester Polyester wrote:
Update:
My unemployment will continue at least another year. Tomorrow I start at a 1 year nursing school. I will be going to school full time so in 1 year I will be a Licensed Practical Nurse. I'm looking forward to going back to school and making a change to better myself.



Congrats on your decision!!! One of my group of oldest gurlphriends quit her job at 40 and went back to school to be a NP. All of us have been so proud of her!!!

Good Luck!!!!
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