The 'keet and I spent Saturday night in the emergency room until about 4:00AM Sunday morning. That's not the place I'd choose to spend Saturday night, but at least it can be interesting. This is a conversation we overheard. We couldn't hear the patient, only the nurse, but here's how her side of it went:

"Do you know you're going to the bathroom all over your bed?"

"Why were you taking laxatives?"

"You don't take laxatives to slow your heart rate! How many did you take?"

"OH... MY... GOD!"

About that time, we saw two nurses heading that way in masks, caps, gowns, and gloves. And then heard someone say, "Oh, man! It's making me eyes water!"

Shortly after that, the nurse practitioner came to discharge my daughter, which was good, because we were starting to smell it.

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