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PostPosted: January 26th, 2006, 10:42 am 
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There have been rumors going around that Josh and the moderators have "behind the scenes" discussions about stuff on this board. I along with others wondered what was discussed. Luckily our spies have uncovered a tape of a recent meeting.

At the meeting of BW Mods: Josh, Shane, Vinnie, Don, Bamafan, and Amy

Josh: Hi everybody! I’m glad everybody could make it to our top secret behind the scene moderator meeting and discussion. How is everybody today?

Shane: Can someone get me a booster seat? I can’t see over the table.

Vinnie: I thought I saw a cat outside. Am I starting to break out?

Don: Going for Coffee. L8er.

Bamafan: Did you know that Jimmy played Mrs. Whites 5th grade class graduation back in 1972? I got the set list here if you wanna see it.

Amy: Hi Josh! Did you bring the Jaeger?

Josh: Sorry Amy I forgot it. Did you make some ribs?

Vinnie: I love Ribs! Maybe I should go make a post about how much I like ribs.

Shane: Quit trying to pass my post count you guinea bastard!

Amy: Of course I made ribs. I wouldn’t dream of showing up without ribs. My restaurant catered some food and beer.

Bamafan: Speaking of Ribs did you know that Jimmy once played at Louie’s Rib Shack in Muscle Shoals Alabama? I think I got the setlist around here somewhere.

Josh: Now that the food is here and Don is back let’s get this meeting started. Now everyone line up and kiss my ring or else. OK that’s better. Does anybody have….

Vinnie: Did I just see a bird in here?

Shane: Get out from under the table you greasey guinea. Unless you’re gonna take care of me under the table.

Josh: Will you guys be serious. We have some issues to discuss here.

(A cell phone rings)

Amy: Sorry that’s mine. (Amy answers phone)Hello!...........Really!........What date?......Ok I’ll let everybody know.(Amy hangs up phone)I just heard Jimmy will be playing Portland Maine On February 18th. Should we start planning the tailgate party?

Josh: We’ll start after this meeting.

Bamafan: Did you know that Jimmy played Bangor Maine back in 82. Let me check and see if I got the setlist.

Vinnie: I thought I saw that bird again.

Don: Gonna smoke. L8er!

Bamafan: Speaking of smoke. Did you know Jimmy played Smoking in the Boys Room at a concert in 1990 at a fundraiser for the National Cancer Society in Boise Idaho?

(A phone rings again)

Amy: Sorry that’s me again. (Amy answers phone)Hello!.......Hi Timmy how are you?....We’re just all sitting here having a meeting…..Hold on I’ll pass you around to everybody. (Amy passes the phone around the room then hangs up and Timmy has no clue who he just talked too)

Josh: Can we please get back to business.

Vinnie: Shane keeps touching me!

Shane: No I’m not.

Vinnie: Yes you are!

Josh: That’s enough you too. Don glad you came back. Now let’s talk about what is happening on BW!

Shane: What’s wrong boss! Everybody loves each other. We are all one big happy family. I really love Vinnie and Dave the most

Vinnie: (starts crying) I love you Shane. I am going to miss you when you move.

Shane: I love you too Vinnie!

Josh: If you morons don’t stop it I gonna get really mad.

Shane: Dude don’t throw a temper tantrum.

Don: Be Back! Gotta go fix a wire!

Bamafan: Did you know that I got all the setlists that Jimmy ever played at The Verizon Wireless Center?

Amy: Where is my GD Jaeger?



After this the tape becomes garbled. We are working on trying to clear it up to find out about the rest of the meeting.

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PostPosted: January 26th, 2006, 10:46 am 
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OMG. I seriously just pissed my pants.

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PostPosted: January 26th, 2006, 10:50 am 
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ROTGDMFFLMGDMFAO!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: January 26th, 2006, 10:52 am 
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Go directly to Classic post area!! Do not pass go but go ahead and collect $200.00


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PostPosted: January 26th, 2006, 10:53 am 
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT'S funny!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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That's fucking hilarious! :lol: :clap: :rolling:

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PostPosted: January 26th, 2006, 10:55 am 
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Note to Josh:


We may need to have Dean put down (if you know what I mean :wink: )

I'd do it myself but I gotta go get me some more coffee then go fix a wire.

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PostPosted: January 26th, 2006, 11:02 am 
:lol: ok that right there's funny I don't care who you are :lol:


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phtnt wrote:
Go directly to Classic post area!! Do not pass go but go ahead and collect $200.00


This is for sure going to end up there, just give it a little time here first.


Man I am still laughing my ass off.


Think I'll go see if a smoke can't calm me down a bit.

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PostPosted: January 26th, 2006, 11:08 am 
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pair8head wrote:
phtnt wrote:
Go directly to Classic post area!! Do not pass go but go ahead and collect $200.00


This is for sure going to end up there, just give it a little time here first.


Man I am still laughing my ass off.


Think I'll go see if a smoke can't calm me down a bit.

yeah, I thought after I posted that it needs to stay here awhile and be seen :lol:


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pair8head wrote:
phtnt wrote:
Go directly to Classic post area!! Do not pass go but go ahead and collect $200.00


This is for sure going to end up there, just give it a little time here first.


Man I am still laughing my ass off.


Think I'll go see if a smoke can't calm me down a bit.


How do you think he got those minutes? :creepy:

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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
pair8head wrote:
phtnt wrote:
Go directly to Classic post area!! Do not pass go but go ahead and collect $200.00


This is for sure going to end up there, just give it a little time here first.


Man I am still laughing my ass off.


Think I'll go see if a smoke can't calm me down a bit.


How do you think he got those minutes? :creepy:


There must be a leak in the group...................... :hmm:

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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
pair8head wrote:
phtnt wrote:
Go directly to Classic post area!! Do not pass go but go ahead and collect $200.00


This is for sure going to end up there, just give it a little time here first.


Man I am still laughing my ass off.


Think I'll go see if a smoke can't calm me down a bit.


How do you think he got those minutes? :creepy:


:hmm: :twisted: :scratch: :twisted: :dunno: :twisted:

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IsleReef wrote:
Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
pair8head wrote:
phtnt wrote:
Go directly to Classic post area!! Do not pass go but go ahead and collect $200.00


This is for sure going to end up there, just give it a little time here first.


Man I am still laughing my ass off.


Think I'll go see if a smoke can't calm me down a bit.


How do you think he got those minutes? :creepy:


There must be a leak in the group...................... :hmm:


Who's the mole?

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