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 Post subject: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: June 10th, 2010, 6:43 pm 
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately fell silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a gun behind the bar.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde convicted felon.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a weightlifter.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind cowboy takes a drink of his beer, shakes his head and says "No..not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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 Post subject: Re: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: June 10th, 2010, 6:49 pm 
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sweet...I'm sitting here with a tooth pain and I still was able to laugh

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 Post subject: Re: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: June 10th, 2010, 7:21 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Blind Cowboy
PostPosted: June 16th, 2010, 9:59 am 
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VERY nice one!

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